I tried really hard to set aside my bias against this band and go for some journalistic integrity for this review. But, after about 13 seconds into track 1, sorry, I couldn't.
This band has changed a lot since they started out, going from weird christian metal-vocaled stuff with keyboards to the second comming of Taking Back Sunday. Either way, it was always awful and made me go sleepy. This deal is nothing new. I guess its a bit "harder" than the last one, but still not inventive or original like their fan base tries to pass them off as. The psuedo-breakdowns are even more boring than the played out ones we hear in a lot of metalcore, and the fact that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM has a bed of that noise chord shit going on underneath it makes the whole album fucking unlistenable.
These chicks need to stop listening to Every Time I Die. Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry. Oh, and trying to sound all avant-garde only works if you have a little talent. The sung vocals are off-key (and don't tell me on purpose, anyone who sounds like shit on purpose deserves a slug between the eyes) and the screams sound exactly like all the other faggoty emo-core-bi-curious bags of shit currently flooding underground music.
And then theres the lyrics. Holy christ, the lyrics -
"They're watching, They're watching
I am being watched
This is overwhelming
Paranoia"
Fucking brilliantly put, wow, I've never heard anything so poignant and piercing into my soul. Suck a cock.
I also tried really hard to find something about this I could pick out and not hate with every cell of my being, but alas, this turd's as corny as it comes. Fuck this band, this style, and anyone who likes it.
Staff
0/5
Users
3/5
Rate:
Genre: Emo
Label: Tooth & Nail / Solid State Rcords
Site: Related Link
Similar: Everything on victory/solid state, hamster rape, your sister's pussy
Comments (100)

VVes 570
5/9/2006 10:08:00 PM
I didn't like this cd at first. but it grew on me.
fuck me I guess.

Mariano Rivera
5/9/2006 10:12:00 PM

VVes 570
5/9/2006 10:16:00 PM
Like gay music. it's cool.

N
5/9/2006 10:43:00 PM
i was listening to cries of the past today and still love it (i could really care less what people say), but i hope i never listen to this album

palealeisgreat
5/10/2006 2:44:00 AM
haha, hilarious! I knew once I saw the Underoath album being reviewed here that it was going to be a good read... I almost like reading the horrible reviews on horrible bands as much as good reviews on good bands:) keep the shit up!

Panic
5/10/2006 2:58:00 AM
fuck that band

coastal elite
5/10/2006 3:01:00 AM
This is great. I hope Brickhouse keeps making you review horrible bands, because this made me laugh a lot.

Sara.
5/10/2006 3:07:00 AM
This will probably only worsen my view of this band. I'm not listening. Hmmf.

SpaceHxC
5/10/2006 3:49:00 AM
its the wehh chord!!!!
the singer sounds like he's emulating dallas' vocals from maylene and the sons of disaster.

Megatron!
5/10/2006 4:47:00 AM
I like it.

Danforth
5/10/2006 4:55:00 AM
"i only lyk old underoath, lol"
Seriously, fuck this band.
Seriously, fuck this band.

Danforth
5/10/2006 4:56:00 AM
And I agree on the off-key vocals. Singing is usually meant to be in tune.

Mariano Rivera
5/10/2006 10:26:00 AMOriginally posted by:postvegan
homophobia is flooding underground music
if faggots made decent music i'd respect them more. fuck your mother.

Czarsy
5/10/2006 11:52:00 AM
Longest thread on the site.
$10 on it.

hollywoodundeadchick
5/10/2006 12:49:00 PM
liked the album....ok...it was fuckin awesome

mysecondyou
5/10/2006 1:05:00 PM
they are definatly going to be alot more popular with w/ this album other than " they're only chasing safety ' I only like 2 tracks on this record...#2 and #9...i think the music is decent, but the vocals are lame, boring, and...i thought i herd a little keith buckley ( singer of everytimeidie) at the beggining, when he sings, " WAKE UP WAKE UP THIS IS NOT A TEST" wow...his melody was horribly stolen...i hope its a good live show.

Sara.
5/10/2006 1:08:00 PMOriginally posted by: hollywoodundeadchick
liked the album....ok...it was fuckin awesome
Just by looking at your screenname I can tell you have terrible taste in music. This post is no surprise.

Mariano Rivera
5/10/2006 1:11:00 PMOriginally posted by:mysecondyou
they are definatly going to be alot more popular with w/ this album other than " they're only chasing safety ' I only like 2 tracks on this record...#2 and #9...i think the music is decent, but the vocals are lame, boring, and...i thought i herd a little keith buckley ( singer of everytimeidie) at the beggining, when he sings, " WAKE UP WAKE UP THIS IS NOT A TEST" wow...his melody was horribly stolen...i hope its a good live show.
i sat through their live dvd at a friend's house, and no, this band is incapable of a good show

Sara.
5/10/2006 1:12:00 PM
I saw them live at a festival about two years ago. The singer hit himself in the head, collapsed, and started bleeding on the stage. Lame show indeed.

LifeNotLost.
5/10/2006 5:45:00 PM
I've heard a fair amount of this new album, and just got bored of it really quickly. Nothing original at all.

pat burke
5/10/2006 11:36:00 PM
I actually decided to give this a chance, and maybe it would lessen my hatred for them. But, I mean come on. This is just awful. Terrible in pretty much every aspect.

Kadesh
5/11/2006 1:15:00 AM
haha, that review was funny

I_Hope_you_Choke
5/11/2006 3:25:00 PM
they need to drop the whole i love jesus shit

-JD-
5/11/2006 7:39:00 PM
only liking a bands old stuff is such a fagget scene thing to say.
shut the fuck up.
this stuff isnt great at all, but the old shit with shit recordings was just as bad.
If this band sucked now, then they sucked then too.
shitty music=shitty music.
plain and simple.

zackmeister
5/12/2006 12:50:00 AM
ok so this band went from deathcore jesus metal (not bad i guess) to just pure gay bullshit i cant believe pussies like u guys listen to hardcore and gross disgrace for a group like this.

zackmeister
5/12/2006 12:51:00 AM
statement change....underoath isnt even worth a review...final

goot
5/12/2006 7:20:00 PM
it really does sound like hamster sodomy

Mariano Rivera
5/12/2006 7:49:00 PM
SPEAKING OF SODOMY
Originally posted by:XWHISKEYX
no tamara, the fun starts when he sticks it in your ass wrong and plunges massive amounts of air into your chute turning you into a human bag pipe.

Blaaaine
5/15/2006 9:45:00 AM
I like them.

youngblood
5/17/2006 6:31:00 PM
i think that people talk way too much shit on the internet and yes you can call me what you will cuz i do like this band. but seriously why would you put down other music when you could be supporting the music that you do enjoy?

darksideII
5/18/2006 6:45:00 PM
HEY HEY FUCK U MUTHA FUCKAS U SON OF BITCHES I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA KILL U IN PERSON U LITTLE DEUTSCHBAG PANZIES!!!FUCK YOU!!N ONE MAKES FUN OF UNDEROATH! U GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!?WELL FUCK YOU!!

Danforth
5/18/2006 6:56:00 PM

paichesXisXemo
5/19/2006 12:31:00 PM
i love this band and this cd so you frickin' haters can shut up!
i love it.
<3 Abbie

BryanFromOhio
5/19/2006 12:36:00 PMOriginally posted by: PipOriginally posted by: darksideII
HEY HEY FUCK U MUTHA FUCKAS U SON OF BITCHES I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA KILL U IN PERSON U LITTLE DEUTSCHBAG PANZIES!!!FUCK YOU!!N ONE MAKES FUN OF UNDEROATH! U GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!?WELL FUCK YOU!!
post of the day
bahahhahahahahahahaha

liamrulz
5/19/2006 12:41:00 PM
worst band playing music right now? possibly. at least top ten worst

BryanFromOhio
5/19/2006 12:51:00 PM
Top ten is a given. Possibly top 5.

miss laura
5/19/2006 2:02:00 PMOriginally posted by: PipOriginally posted by: darksideII
HEY HEY FUCK U MUTHA FUCKAS U SON OF BITCHES I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA KILL U IN PERSON U LITTLE DEUTSCHBAG PANZIES!!!FUCK YOU!!N ONE MAKES FUN OF UNDEROATH! U GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!?WELL FUCK YOU!!
post of the year

cbrickhouse
5/19/2006 2:18:00 PM
MAN THESE KIDS ARE FUCKIN STUPID.

Mariano Rivera
5/19/2006 5:18:00 PM
underoath is tuffguy music all the sudden
please give my rod a hickey you sheltered nerds

Kadesh
5/19/2006 6:08:00 PMOriginally posted by:slayer_0f_souls
they need to drop the whole i love jesus shit
kind of like some people need to drop the whole i love slayer crap.


Sara.
5/20/2006 1:24:00 AMOriginally posted by: woody_the_drummer
ok, i just a have a few things to say to you Jimmycakes: first off, you make fun of other people for their names, fuck off man haha. who the fuck are you to let your personal thoughts and feelings come through on a CD review like you did?! I unfortunately know a lot of people like you who write incredible bands off because they dont fit in your pathetically small window of what you think "good" music is. If you are going to be writing reviews about bands, you need to put a lot more thought and caution into what you say. i dont know if you are or not (and i seriously couldnt care less) but are you in a band? do you know how hard it is to write and organize enough material to make an entire album?! i can tell you, its not easy at all. but it can be one of the most rewarding things ever experienced in ones life. Don't get me wrong, there are a LOT of ass-awful bands out there, but UnderOath is not one of them. If a band is honestly happy with their own product then who gives a shit what some pathetic little waste of semen like you has to say?! This band is living out their dream and they are putting their heart and soul into everything that they do. so fuck off to you, to all of you haters, and anyone who thinks they know what they are talking about when it comes to making music, when all that they do is sit in their homes while they bitch and whine about everything that isnt right in their pathetic little excistence of a life. (If you are in a band, i would apologize, but right now i could seriously care less)
have a good day and fuck yourself.
Woah, you have WAY too much time on your hands. I didn't even read that but I know it was full of convoluted bullshit that I didn't want to hear or care about.

Sara.
5/20/2006 1:27:00 AM
Underoath fucking sucks anymore, end of fucking story. Why don't you try to spell correctly when attempting to address me. It's "YOU'RE" you assclown. Jesus...

Sara.
5/20/2006 1:55:00 AM
It's ok. Don't let it happen again.


Sara.
5/20/2006 2:01:00 AM
All right. Just giving you a head's up.

Sara.
5/20/2006 2:11:00 AM
Ok, just as long as you realize that I'm right.

Mariano Rivera
5/20/2006 2:21:00 AM
stop acting like people who play music are some deep brotherhood. you're a faggot and i want to have nothing in common with you
not only is underoath and this genre terrible, they are terrible just for a band in this genre. im gonna call it dead-horse-emo. keep rattling off the noise chord breakdowns and pussy scream vocals. this shit it horrible.
kinda like eddie said, i dont care if some one spent 8 years writing an album about their mother who just died of cancer, if its a fucking turd its a fucking turd. the bands i was in wrote stupid songs that made people move and were fun to play, we werent in some blood struggle against the world to make the most profound effort we had ever heard.
you're an outrageously moronic douchebag, get off my dick, dont get so worked up over a stupid review of a shitty album. chew on semen, faggot.
not only is underoath and this genre terrible, they are terrible just for a band in this genre. im gonna call it dead-horse-emo. keep rattling off the noise chord breakdowns and pussy scream vocals. this shit it horrible.
kinda like eddie said, i dont care if some one spent 8 years writing an album about their mother who just died of cancer, if its a fucking turd its a fucking turd. the bands i was in wrote stupid songs that made people move and were fun to play, we werent in some blood struggle against the world to make the most profound effort we had ever heard.
you're an outrageously moronic douchebag, get off my dick, dont get so worked up over a stupid review of a shitty album. chew on semen, faggot.

Sara.
5/20/2006 2:24:00 AM
"Dead-horse emo?" That's a nice title. I just think they suck anymore, plain and simple. They were good once and now they aren't. The end.

Mariano Rivera
5/20/2006 4:11:00 AM
blah blah blah horse cock
you said dumb shit and eddie raped you, now you're breaking your ankles trying to backpedal. leave.
you said dumb shit and eddie raped you, now you're breaking your ankles trying to backpedal. leave.

aubryanaM
5/20/2006 2:49:00 PM
I LOVE underoath!!

_diNOpoWER
5/20/2006 9:11:00 PM
underOATH has always been great.
i always enjoy listening to them.
this album isn't any different from the way i feel about their other ones.
:]

Mariano Rivera
5/21/2006 9:41:00 PMOriginally posted by:fallforever
it seems like you guys can't give a positive review to any band that is "somewhat" mainstream. You bash all the popular bands and give their cd's 0's whether or not they are even decent. And then all the little punks on here comment crap like "yeah they suck dick" or something gay like that. I bet 99% of the bashing these bands haven't even listened to them. I think underoth is a great band and there music is addicting. so screw all you haters.
this album and band fucking blow, you know it, and there is no two ways about it. fist fuck your cat.

rosecolored
5/22/2006 4:45:00 PM
i love it... im glad they are back.

Mariano Rivera
5/22/2006 7:44:00 PM
if you're looking for class, go to the fucking waldorf. this is a A FUCKING WEB SITE FULL OF AWFUL PEOPLE WITH LITTLE REGARD FOR YOU OR YOUR OPINION.
your little joke there gets a car crash. shit, your whole existence on this site so far gets a car crash. you are a boob and an idiot. stop posting.
your little joke there gets a car crash. shit, your whole existence on this site so far gets a car crash. you are a boob and an idiot. stop posting.

christdied4u
5/26/2006 11:19:00 PM
wow that review is horrible. people are extremely biased, and im cool with that, but the people that post the actual reviews need to show some maturity.

Shit.
5/26/2006 11:39:00 PMOriginally posted by:christdied4u
wow that review is horrible. people are extremely biased, and im cool with that, but the people that post the actual reviews need to show some maturity.
No they fucking dont.

el_kabong
5/27/2006 5:00:00 PM
I bet even Jesus hates this shit.

Mariano Rivera
5/27/2006 5:17:00 PMOriginally posted by:False Idols Fall
'journalistic integrity' ? Your review is really bad, write about the music and not write that you don't like them.
i did write about the music, which i mentioned was horrible and unoriginal, even going into detail about the lyrics and vocals
learn to read you down syndromed retard

Mariano Rivera
5/27/2006 5:18:00 PMOriginally posted by:christdied4u
wow that review is horrible. people are extremely biased, and im cool with that, but the people that post the actual reviews need to show some maturity.
if christ knew he died for people like you and underoath, he would come back and skullfuck your mother

lizar50
5/27/2006 9:32:00 PM
jimmycakes needs to stop posting and get laid

Mariano Rivera
5/28/2006 7:26:00 AMOriginally posted by:lizar50
jimmycakes needs to stop posting and get laid
this is true, but far from possible

The Butcher
5/28/2006 10:17:00 AM
I will buy this cd. The band is good live, ive seen them. Actually i have all their albums. Once I start supporting a band I'll keep buying their shit till the end. Personally I think their new album is better than the last one. I dont really care whats fashion or the amount of "friends" they have on their myspace. I you dont like the cd....well its your opinion, gotto respect that, but respect my choice too biaaatch!
Aleast this is an honest review!

flarga blarga
5/30/2006 2:01:00 PM
the kind of screaming they do is difficult to digest.

MakeThisLifeYours
5/31/2006 11:15:00 AM
For everyone who said anything about the singing being "off key" learn something about music, cause there isn't one part of singing in the entire album that's off key you dumb asses. In no way are they the most amazing band ever like alot of people make them out to be, but I enjoy them still, they are talented, they are popular, and I'm pretty sure they don't give two shits if any of us think they suck. Nothing will ever beat act of depression, but stop just writting bullshit for the sake of bashing the popular bands....Just because you don't have long hair and wear terror shirts and reeboks doesn't mean your tough shit and are automatically to cool for all the bands that actually put more effort into writting music that just power chords and breakdowns.....I love all types of music, but I'm sick of everyone being so god damn ignorant just because of the way someone dresses or the "pussy songs" they write. Yes wearing make up is gay, and people take things to far, but there's two ends to that spectrum.

MakeThisLifeYours
5/31/2006 11:15:00 AM
For everyone who said anything about the singing being "off key" learn something about music, cause there isn't one part of singing in the entire album that's off key you dumb asses. In no way are they the most amazing band ever like alot of people make them out to be, but I enjoy them still, they are talented, they are popular, and I'm pretty sure they don't give two shits if any of us think they suck. Nothing will ever beat act of depression, but stop just writting bullshit for the sake of bashing the popular bands....Just because you don't have long hair and wear terror shirts and reeboks doesn't mean your tough shit and are automatically to cool for all the bands that actually put more effort into writting music that just power chords and breakdowns.....I love all types of music, but I'm sick of everyone being so god damn ignorant just because of the way someone dresses or the "pussy songs" they write. Yes wearing make up is gay, and people take things to far, but there's two ends to that spectrum.

MakeThisLifeYours
5/31/2006 11:15:00 AM
For everyone who said anything about the singing being "off key" learn something about music, cause there isn't one part of singing in the entire album that's off key you dumb asses. In no way are they the most amazing band ever like alot of people make them out to be, but I enjoy them still, they are talented, they are popular, and I'm pretty sure they don't give two shits if any of us think they suck. Nothing will ever beat act of depression, but stop just writting bullshit for the sake of bashing the popular bands....Just because you don't have long hair and wear terror shirts and reeboks doesn't mean your tough shit and are automatically to cool for all the bands that actually put more effort into writting music that just power chords and breakdowns.....I love all types of music, but I'm sick of everyone being so god damn ignorant just because of the way someone dresses or the "pussy songs" they write. Yes wearing make up is gay, and people take things to far, but there's two ends to that spectrum.

cbrickhouse
5/31/2006 11:36:00 AM
shut the fuck up already

Mariano Rivera
5/31/2006 11:55:00 AMOriginally posted by:MakeThisLifeYours
For everyone who said anything about the singing being "off key" learn something about music, cause there isn't one part of singing in the entire album that's off key you dumb asses. In no way are they the most amazing band ever like alot of people make them out to be, but I enjoy them still, they are talented, they are popular, and I'm pretty sure they don't give two shits if any of us think they suck. Nothing will ever beat act of depression, but stop just writting bullshit for the sake of bashing the popular bands....Just because you don't have long hair and wear terror shirts and reeboks doesn't mean your tough shit and are automatically to cool for all the bands that actually put more effort into writting music that just power chords and breakdowns.....I love all types of music, but I'm sick of everyone being so god damn ignorant just because of the way someone dresses or the "pussy songs" they write. Yes wearing make up is gay, and people take things to far, but there's two ends to that spectrum.
hey kids, lets point out whats wrong here
1. triple post (no-no)
2. a bulky triple post (double no-no)
3. if you're going to post something long, it needs to make a point/sense. this fails.
4. i by no means have perfect pitch but i can certainly tell when a voice is struggling, and struggle is all this band does
5. they aren't talented. part of talent is the ability to write a good song. they have none of that.
6. i don't wear terror shirts or reboks
7. never ever said i was tough
8. breakdowns and power chords? i'd take that over awful singing and noise chords any day. playing a lead doesnt make you a talented or original musician
9. when a band cares more about their image than their songs, as underoath does, bashing how they look is fair and square
10. where in the fuck is makeup mentioned?
11. and there is one side of that spectrum - if you are a man, wear makeup, and your name isnt mike ness, you're a fruit basket
you're a fucking dolt

Bloodstainedbed
6/1/2006 12:58:00 PM
hey its all i've got

Steve
6/1/2006 1:17:00 PM
So at least 2 people have deleted themselves after posting only in this thread? That is awesome.

peteschmitt
6/6/2006 2:23:00 AM
fuck the person who reviewed this cd. he is a douchebag and can die. this underoath album wasnt the fucking holy grail of albums but it definitly, didnt suck. screw you and your stupid bias.
biases are for people who DONT review things and write opinion articles.
joe

mat778
6/8/2006 8:50:00 AM
"My stories growing and growing on,
On my last request,
Don't make me feel so contridicted.
There's no room for cheating and beating yourself,
Still you leave such a bitter taste in my mouth."
Those are good FUCKING lyrics ok? I respect your opinion, if you don't like them, you don't like them, that's cool. But don't go saying shit like
"...trying to sound all avant-garde only works if you have a little talent."
Fuck you. This band has talent if you think so or not, in fact every signed band does, if you don't think so, someone else does.
And you're review isn't very professional:
"Suck a cock."
Hmmm.
Oh yeah, and I HAVE to comment on this little detail:
"...the second comming of Taking Back Sunday."
Alright, so now every band that has dual vocals sounds like Taking Back Sunday? Man you don't know what you're talking about. I actually like Taking Back Sunday, but they sound nothing like Underoath. For fuck sakes.
Don't make reviews if you don't know what you're talking about.
You fuck up.
--Mat
UNDEROATH IS AWESOME SO YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOUUU!

mat778
6/8/2006 8:51:00 AM
"My stories growing and growing on,
On my last request,
Don't make me feel so contridicted.
There's no room for cheating and beating yourself,
Still you leave such a bitter taste in my mouth."
Those are good FUCKING lyrics ok? I respect your opinion, if you don't like them, you don't like them, that's cool. But don't go saying shit like
"...trying to sound all avant-garde only works if you have a little talent."
Fuck you. This band has talent if you think so or not, in fact every signed band does, if you don't think so, someone else does.
And you're review isn't very professional:
"Suck a cock."
Hmmm.
Oh yeah, and I HAVE to comment on this little detail:
"...the second comming of Taking Back Sunday."
Alright, so now every band that has dual vocals sounds like Taking Back Sunday? Man you don't know what you're talking about. I actually like Taking Back Sunday, but they sound nothing like Underoath. For fuck sakes.
Don't make reviews if you don't know what you're talking about.
You fuck up.
--Mat
UNDEROATH IS AWESOME SO YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOUUU!

coandca333
6/9/2006 7:01:00 PM
yeah this album is good if you like metal or hardcore then you will like this album and if you dont then quit fucking posting reviews about shit that you dont like nobody wants to hear you bitch about how terrible you think a genre of music nobodys taste in music is anymore "correct" than anyone elses so to the guy who wrote this review.....fuck you

Mariano Rivera
6/9/2006 8:04:00 PMOriginally posted by:peteschmitt
fuck the person who reviewed this cd. he is a douchebag and can die. this underoath album wasnt the fucking holy grail of albums but it definitly, didnt suck. screw you and your stupid bias.
biases are for people who DONT review things and write opinion articles.
joe
you're outstandingly original, you know. this cd fucking blew trannies for coke money. and if you took my bias seriously then i'm going to have to do very unsavory things to your dad with my dick
LIKE THE REVIEW SAYS
FUCK ANYONE WHO LIKES THIS SHIT

Mariano Rivera
6/9/2006 8:06:00 PMOriginally posted by:mat778
"My stories growing and growing on,
On my last request,
Don't make me feel so contridicted.
There's no room for cheating and beating yourself,
Still you leave such a bitter taste in my mouth."
Those are good FUCKING lyrics ok? I respect your opinion, if you don't like them, you don't like them, that's cool. But don't go saying shit like
"...trying to sound all avant-garde only works if you have a little talent."
Fuck you. This band has talent if you think so or not, in fact every signed band does, if you don't think so, someone else does.
And you're review isn't very professional:
"Suck a cock."
Hmmm.
Oh yeah, and I HAVE to comment on this little detail:
"...the second comming of Taking Back Sunday."
Alright, so now every band that has dual vocals sounds like Taking Back Sunday? Man you don't know what you're talking about. I actually like Taking Back Sunday, but they sound nothing like Underoath. For fuck sakes.
Don't make reviews if you don't know what you're talking about.
You fuck up.
--Mat
UNDEROATH IS AWESOME SO YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOUUU!
those lyrics fucking stink, faggot
i said nothing in this review that isn't fact. look it up. and i wasnt even thinking about DUAL VOCALISTS when i made the TBS comment. they just sounded exactly like those bone smugglers
STOP POSTING OR I'M RAPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND

Mariano Rivera
6/9/2006 8:08:00 PMOriginally posted by:coandca333
yeah this album is good if you like metal or hardcore then you will like this album and if you dont then quit fucking posting reviews about shit that you dont like nobody wants to hear you bitch about how terrible you think a genre of music nobodys taste in music is anymore "correct" than anyone elses so to the guy who wrote this review.....fuck you
EVER HEAR OF PERIODS AND COMMAS YOU DRIPPY CUNT?
IF YOU DONT LIKE THE REVIEW, DONT FUCKING READ IT. POSTING HERE WONT CHANGE SHIT AND WILL ONLY GET YOU MADE FUN OF. THIS MUSIC IS AWFUL AND THEY DO NOTHING TO CHANGE THAT PERCEPTION. GET CANCER AND DIE IN YOUR MOTHERS ARMS

mat778
6/9/2006 9:39:00 PM
Ok so,
It's a fact that "The sung vocals are off-key," no, that's an opinion.
It's a fact that "Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry," no it's an opinion. You obviously havent heard of too many bands.
It's a fact that they're like the second comming of Taking Back? No it's an opinion.
"STOP POSTING OR I'M RAPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND".. If anything you'd probably rape me. That's more fact then your whole review is.
You're gay, is more fact then your whole review is.
Fuck. You.

Mariano Rivera
6/9/2006 9:43:00 PMOriginally posted by:mat778
Ok so,
It's a fact that "The sung vocals are off-key," no, that's an opinion.
It's a fact that "Putting twang in your vocals is only cool if you're last name is Willams and your first name is Henry," no it's an opinion. You obviously havent heard of too many bands.
It's a fact that they're like the second comming of Taking Back? No it's an opinion.
"STOP POSTING OR I'M RAPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND".. If anything you'd probably rape me. That's more fact then your whole review is.
You're gay, is more fact then your whole review is.
Fuck. You.
nah man im pretty sure key is something you can measure and this shit is way off
IM SO GHEY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL thats a good one if you're in 5th grade in 1991
and faggot i forgot more bands in my sleep last night than you'll ever come across, and i'm still a child in the scheme of things. know your place and stuff your mouth with the closest colored dick you can find. forever.

idontdrinkndrive
6/11/2006 10:14:00 PM
omg, ok so they are nothing like what they usedto be!! BIG FRIKKIN DEAL! its not that bad of an album..not the BEST! but not that bad.. i mean you people make it sound like its new kids on the block or something... ive been a fan of this band since the begining, and im stickin with them even tho they arent metal anymore.. doesnt mean they arent talented musicians with the goal of making themselves something... the only thing i would change about this band.. is to bring dallas and octavio back.. they were what made underoath

Broken Hero
6/11/2006 10:16:00 PM
^ wow you are gay.

SkunkMeat
6/13/2006 3:52:00 PM
why does everyone insult stuff on here with homophobic remarks?
it would be just like saying "this is Ni**er shit!"-which no one would say because its racist. And yes im a very big Liberal. And im bisexual. just so you know.
Plus, being gay does not mean you're gonna make sappy music. for fuckssake Rob Halford was gay, and he kicked ass.

Mariano Rivera
6/13/2006 3:55:00 PM
YEAH BUT THESE FAGGOTS ARE GAY AND THEY SUCK ASS

SkunkMeat
6/14/2006 2:02:00 PM
"these faggots are gay and they suck ass." That was the most pathetic reply I have yet to recieve. I bet you would know a lot about sucking ass, jimmy.

Mariano Rivera
6/14/2006 2:36:00 PM
A HUR DUR DUR
and many people on this site blast something for being "nigger shit" so clam up before you look around, toots.
this shit is terrible, awful, horrid, offensive, and GAY. if using those words bothers you, go back to fucking san fransisco where all the other sheltered, politically correct, dishonest people fuck themselves while reality slips from their grasp. fuck you. fuck your idealistic horseshit. grow up and look at the real world.
and many people on this site blast something for being "nigger shit" so clam up before you look around, toots.
this shit is terrible, awful, horrid, offensive, and GAY. if using those words bothers you, go back to fucking san fransisco where all the other sheltered, politically correct, dishonest people fuck themselves while reality slips from their grasp. fuck you. fuck your idealistic horseshit. grow up and look at the real world.

SkunkMeat
6/15/2006 11:03:00 AM
The Real world? What the fuck are you talking about?
"sheltered...dishonest..." WTF?
"sheltered...dishonest..." WTF?

Mariano Rivera
6/15/2006 11:09:00 AM
i didnt fucking e-stutter, cunt
p.c. is dishonest language used by sheltered people who can't accept reality
stop posting
p.c. is dishonest language used by sheltered people who can't accept reality
stop posting

idontdrinkndrive
6/17/2006 12:31:00 AM
jimmy cakes is an idiot... anyways i think that people who already hate the band shouldnt come read a review about the band.. i mean you hate them, why read about how much someone else thinks they suck! reviews are for people who are interested in it, and want to see what other peoples opinions are..

Mariano Rivera
6/17/2006 12:40:00 AM
shut up faggot
make sense when you post
make sense when you post

Sara.
6/17/2006 1:57:00 AM
I refuse to listen to this cd because I know it will only further promote the shitty feeling I have for this band. They've gone seriously downhill.

rollerman8
6/17/2006 8:03:00 PM
this band is good.
...alot bands that get good reviews here are trash
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destroytheweak
6/18/2006 8:40:00 PM
fuck u^^^ and this band

BlindLuckMusic89
6/20/2006 1:06:00 PM
Wow, even though I know I will get shit for posting, I don't care. You people honestly need to give up on life, you can't justify your opinions with anything that makes sense. Other than "ThEsE GUYZ SuCKK!". It is quite obvious to anyone with any shred of common sense that you guys definitley are obviously some of the most egotistical morons, on the internet. The drummer who is singing isn't off key, because I'm sure key is something you know nothing about. Narrow minded people like yourselves will never achieve anything, because you think you are the only people that can be right about whatever it is you're arguing about. Wrong. Underoath has obviously done something right, regardless of what you say. I wouldn't mind being in their band ever, if that makes me as you fools like to say it "A Gay Pussy" then whatever. Bands that you say "Suck" don't actually suck, you are just elitist's. Any band, or artist must have done something right to be on a major, or indepent label I don't care if it's Iron Maiden, or Kelly Clarkson. They are good at what they do regardless of what you could ever say about them.

Mariano Rivera
6/20/2006 1:31:00 PM
i wonder if his mom ever caught him jerking off to the cd jacket for this album
what a fairy
what a fairy

BlindLuckMusic89
6/20/2006 2:28:00 PM
You guys are most definitley characters, but yeah to set the record straight Underoath is far from my favorite band I just respect the undeniable talent they have. A band doesn't get on to a label because they suck. But I'm guessing you know very little about the buisness.

destroytheweak
6/20/2006 2:37:00 PM
you are right because this band doesn't suck they just put out a terrible cd and r going down the sellout path. how can u start at cries of the past to this emo shit that sucks so much fat dick. and every 1 of his notes are off tune and his voice isn't the worst it's just that he stretches it too far sometimes and it sounds bad plus it is a little repetitive with that whiny ass voice he has. this band is definently not hardcore or metal anymore. worst and most disappointing release in years!!!!!

BlindLuckMusic89
6/20/2006 2:54:00 PM
Alright, what would be something that you would want to know? Ask me a question

cbrickhouse
6/20/2006 2:55:00 PM
you idiot. pip works for a record label. he is "the business".

destroytheweak
6/20/2006 2:58:00 PM
hey pip what record label do you work for??? i'm nt doubting you i just want to know.

BlindLuckMusic89
6/20/2006 3:09:00 PM
Just because I'm 16 does not make me ignorant. Music Business is something I've had a serious interest in/As of over a year ago or so by now something I've involved myself in. I'm not going to say I know more then Pip, because that in fact would be ignorant, I will have a actual conversation with someone just pm me. Because I'd like this thread to atleast try to stay on topic.

destroytheweak
6/20/2006 3:26:00 PM
oo that's cool what type of music do u put out of your label? and how many bands do you have signed?