Do fuckin drugs all day life is shit and we're all gonna die
I just charged my Jerk off stone, I’m ready to die without a reasonable doubt; Covered in cocaine and baby oil.
Remember to practice safe and responsible drug use, sterilize your injection site and only use your insulin syringe you bought from a 70yr old rite aid lady in a ten pack for $2 only one time, and never share or re-use needles, safely dispose of them out of your car window on the highway during your trip to Kensington
Eating an egg in any form might as well be the same as eating cum. Prove me wrong.
I found an ice penis complete with balls in the freezer yesterday at work