Monday, May 09, 2016. 6:57 AM 182 replies, 72818 views

Bashar al-Acab
5/9/2016 6:58:00 AM
its monday now. discuss

cbrickhouse
5/9/2016 7:34:00 AM
Thanks for the exact time of conception

No boss all week fuck yeah
Bashar al-Acab
5/9/2016 7:37:00 AM
off by a minute. yet another failure in my epic waste of a life.

i need to make a dentist appointment. in extreme pain. excellent. i deserve it
blackeyes
5/9/2016 7:43:00 AM
Hi asad
Hi brickhouse
Lifetime74
5/9/2016 7:56:00 AM
Monday Murning!!
i can jump
5/9/2016 7:56:00 AM
how can anyone eat hot sauce chicken sauce and know your burning the next day
WREN
5/9/2016 8:00:00 AM
Fielding questions about that federal officer that shot his wife and potentially 3 others last week. Technically he was one of our guys but I never spoke with him because he's from an area I don't cover. So I'm basically useless in talking to the public today. It's been fun so far.
Captain Ahab
5/9/2016 8:01:00 AM
WREN
5/9/2016 8:03:00 AM
Also, kudos to the airlines that were letting the people in Canada, that needed to flee their homes, take their pets on the flights. My two little guys are more important than anything in my home.
Bashar al-Acab
5/9/2016 8:07:00 AM
Originally posted by: blackeyes

Hi asad
Hi brickhouse

hello
Pollcat
5/9/2016 8:10:00 AM
Originally posted by: WREN

Also, kudos to the airlines that were letting the people in Canada, that needed to flee their homes, take their pets on the flights. My two little guys are more important than anything in my home.

Dianna? Lauren always says that if her and Odin were drowning I'd probably save him.

I had a dream I went back to work today. I woke up pissed I didn't. Hopefully this ends soon. Going on a month of no work. My reserve funds are slowly dwindling.
WREN
5/9/2016 8:12:00 AM
Originally posted by: Pollcat

Originally posted by: WREN

Also, kudos to the airlines that were letting the people in Canada, that needed to flee their homes, take their pets on the flights. My two little guys are more important than anything in my home.

Dianna? Lauren always says that if her and Odin were drowning I'd probably save him.

I had a dream I went back to work today. I woke up pissed I didn't. Hopefully this ends soon. Going on a month of no work. My reserve funds are slowly dwindling.


Who's Dianna?

She is very capable of leaving on her own. Dylan would probably hide under the bed out of fear.
Bashar al-Acab
5/9/2016 8:16:00 AM
Bashar al-Acab
5/9/2016 8:32:00 AM
Originally posted by: the j is 4 jongler


the cat
5/9/2016 8:41:00 AM
cbrickhouse
5/9/2016 8:46:00 AM
Originally posted by: Bashar al-Asad

Originally posted by: blackeyes

Hi asad
Hi brickhouse

hello

hye
cbrickhouse
5/9/2016 8:46:00 AM
Originally posted by: the cat


trolled by unripe mellons
cbrickhouse
5/9/2016 8:50:00 AM
also, lol

Originally posted by: brian.

Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

Look at Jerry and hairemy



I miss jerry


Originally posted by: Bashar al-Asad

Originally posted by: brian.

Originally posted by: Cumby

I don't know which one is which


i just realized it's jeremy on the left. i think

jerome is clearly the middle one

the cat
5/9/2016 8:51:00 AM
I am looking into those robot vacuum things because despite my pleas to keep my neat place clean, my cat insists he needs to fuck something up every 9 minutes, does anyone have one?
Jess.
5/9/2016 8:58:00 AM
Originally posted by: the cat

I am looking into those robot vacuum things because despite my pleas to keep my neat place clean, my cat insists he needs to fuck something up every 9 minutes, does anyone have one?

I do. I have a Roomba. I love it. I didn't buy it new (it was a used one from someone that had it for years and got a new one as a gift), so mine doesn't have the fancy docking station and the battery life could be better. That being said - considering how old it is, that little thing still buzzes around and picks up a lot of stuff. Good for running while I'm at work. You just need to make sure you don't have things like cat toys on the floor that it could run over and get jammed up on.
cbrickhouse
5/9/2016 8:58:00 AM
i also have debated getting one, but i'm worried the cats would kidnap and destroy it
Jess.
5/9/2016 8:59:00 AM
Speaking of cats, today is my cat's 6th birthday. I got him some concentrated catnip mice to celebrate. Little homie is probably laying in a ditch somewhere lit af. Here's a pic of the little savage waking me up to celebrate.

Dianana
5/9/2016 9:29:00 AM
for all you gay dudes:
Dickscraper
5/9/2016 9:29:00 AM
Attn: Will

A van crashed into Senor Pan and it has been destroyed.

I'm sorry for your loss.
the cat
5/9/2016 9:36:00 AM
I wish I was laying in a ditch somewhere lit af
GoodTimesGone
5/9/2016 9:39:00 AM
Originally posted by: the cat


LMFAO IRL