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yantastic
10/7/2014 7:37:00 AM
Better than moron day
WREN
10/7/2014 7:44:00 AM
I ran ten miles on the Perkiomen trail last night. About 8 of those was in the dark. It was a bit awkward to say the least. Tonight we're getting taken out for dinner by the in-laws. This was an incredibly adult and suburban post.
Jess.
10/7/2014 8:03:00 AM
Good morning. I'm trying to allow my neighbor that hit my car to just pay for the repairs instead of going through insurance. I hope I don't regret this.
Bashar al-Acab
10/7/2014 8:13:00 AM
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ass nipples
10/7/2014 8:27:00 AM


Davey.
10/7/2014 8:31:00 AM
I was just asking a customer questions about his bank account and he said 'that is a stupid question. How am I supposed to know that? You may as well ask me what the square root of 64 is.' I replied '8'
He was not happy.
cbrickhouse
10/7/2014 8:38:00 AM
i have all my account numbers memorized.

i wish it was thursday
ass nipples
10/7/2014 8:39:00 AM
Originally posted by: brian.


Dickscraper
10/7/2014 8:47:00 AM
Originally posted by: Davey.

I was just asking a customer questions about his bank account and he said 'that is a stupid question. How am I supposed to know that? You may as well ask me what the square root of 64 is.' I replied '8'
He was not happy.

Beautiful.
cbrickhouse
10/7/2014 9:19:00 AM
dad from 7th heaven allegedly molested children
Dianana
10/7/2014 9:24:00 AM
here's a gif of robert pattinson masturbating and cumming in a film.


if someone did that on top of me I'd be like
chocolate juice
10/7/2014 9:31:00 AM
Originally posted by: Dickscraper

Originally posted by: Davey.

I was just asking a customer questions about his bank account and he said 'that is a stupid question. How am I supposed to know that? You may as well ask me what the square root of 64 is.' I replied '8'
He was not happy.

Beautiful.

ilu davey

GoodTimesGone
10/7/2014 9:40:00 AM
Originally posted by: WREN

I ran ten miles on the Pokemon trail last night.

GoodTimesGone
10/7/2014 9:46:00 AM
Here is a picture of me and some bozos making noise in Tejas.

Dianana
10/7/2014 10:00:00 AM
Dickscraper
10/7/2014 10:00:00 AM
Tonight is geography trivia night at a local bar. I plan to walk out with whatever the prize is.
brian.
10/7/2014 10:22:00 AM
Originally posted by: ass nipples

Originally posted by: brian.




as soon as i scrolled down and saw this i just started laughing at my desk
deadlift
10/7/2014 10:28:00 AM
i'm gonna be in Gainesville this weekend to watch Florida take on LSU. Hoping to party with Muschamp after the game.

Pollcat
10/7/2014 10:32:00 AM
Three years ago tomorrow I enjoyed a lovely bbq dinner with will. After that we spent the night watching rats run across the grass.
GoodTimesGone
10/7/2014 10:37:00 AM
Bring the fam back to Chicago and we'll eat twice as many rib tips and smoke twice as much weed this time around.
GoodTimesGone
10/7/2014 10:46:00 AM
If I remember correctly, later that night I traveled to the South Side of Chicago, where I did speed and ketamine all night and then stole avocados from a complete stranger on a train platform at 6am.

I also had to stuff my friend into a bathroom and lock him inside while bands played so that a burly crust punk didn't attack him with the sharp edges of a beer can torn in half.

Good night all around.
brian.
10/7/2014 10:47:00 AM
lol
GoodTimesGone
10/7/2014 10:50:00 AM
The crust punk's name was "Tiger."

brian.
10/7/2014 11:33:00 AM
WE GOT THEM CHOPPERS
brian.
10/7/2014 11:34:00 AM
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IN 98 WE SHINE, IN 99 IT'S NIGGA TIME
TheOtherGodhead
10/7/2014 11:36:00 AM
I asked Cameron Heyward of the Steelers if he preferred pancakes or waffles amid questions about football and charity. Yep.