moronday morning 178 replies, 25631 views

Tim E. Husk
9/17/2012 9:07:00 AM




What are you doing? Where are you going?

Davey.
9/17/2012 9:11:00 AM
In work. I've been here for 2 hours and hadn't had a single customer yet.
A new girl who works here who I have only met twice has left me an invitation to her wedding. If I decline it will be awkward. If I go it will be awkward.
This post reads like a really bad clash song.
Captain Ahab
9/17/2012 9:14:00 AM
chocolate juice
9/17/2012 9:14:00 AM
bad and the clash should never be used in the same sentence. Someone drove their car through the showroom this weekend. Derp.
Tim E. Husk
9/17/2012 9:14:00 AM
So you gotta let me know,
should I decline or should I go?
Tim E. Husk
9/17/2012 9:14:00 AM
durble
chocolate juice
9/17/2012 9:18:00 AM
Captain Ahab
9/17/2012 9:20:00 AM
Tim E. Husk
9/17/2012 9:25:00 AM
Captain Ahab
9/17/2012 9:30:00 AM
cbrickhouse
9/17/2012 9:30:00 AM
still recovering from an awesome weekend, i could have used a few more hours of sleep

Originally posted by: Captain Ahab



Jess.
9/17/2012 9:41:00 AM
Good morning. All the e-mails/congrads I'm getting are making me a little gary. I'm going to spend the next two weeks on the OIC website doing the training that I would normally have to do when I transition to my new role. I hate online training, so I'd rather finish it before taking the position so I can just get started. I've already tested out of half of it anyway, so I should be completed by October 1st.
chocolate juice
9/17/2012 9:46:00 AM
Tim E. Husk
9/17/2012 9:47:00 AM
cbrickhouse
9/17/2012 9:50:00 AM
jess "running shit white girl" clancy
tony plush
9/17/2012 9:53:00 AM
waka flockas real name is wakeem flockowski.
mandakatzz
9/17/2012 9:54:00 AM
1st day back to work after a glorious 10days off for vacation. Not looking forward to being shorthanded still and working multiple doubles with no days off.
chocolate juice
9/17/2012 9:57:00 AM
cbrickhouse
9/17/2012 9:58:00 AM
lol
Jess.
9/17/2012 10:01:00 AM
Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

jess "running shit white girl" clancy

haha, well one of the fixed income traders that congratulated me said "now get me an Iron Butterfly Spread and clip the wings" and I was all hurrr durrr omg I don't know how to do that I must start training immediately.
tony plush
9/17/2012 10:02:00 AM
Originally posted by: ass nipples

do you mind if i bang your baby

Tim E. Husk
9/17/2012 10:06:00 AM
lol at all jargon ever.

Get me a Jesus Christ Bravo Charlie Niner, scattered, smothered, and covered with a side of last quarter's data report.
cbrickhouse
9/17/2012 10:07:00 AM
it's really hard to work when you feel as if your brain is swimming in scotch whiskey
Dickscraper
9/17/2012 10:10:00 AM
My friend just gchatted me and said he got an okcupid message from a girl that said "pretty sure you're friends with my ex" but he didn't recognize her so he ignored it. I made a joke that it was my ex. Turns out it was. lol
cbrickhouse
9/17/2012 10:11:00 AM
your friend will be banging your ex asap
Captain Ahab
9/17/2012 10:13:00 AM
come on back, good buddy. i got some fuzz hot on my tail and theres an alligator on the road.