what no tuesday morning thread? 146 replies, 38401 views

6/14/2011 5:12:00 AM
just getting back in. good times at Gunners Run, Bar, and just regular stoop drinking.
6/14/2011 5:14:00 AM

bad luck 13 burger from gunners run
6/14/2011 5:20:00 AM
hahaha. early bird thread.
i'm still working. another 90 minutes to go.
still eating


and drinking

Bashar al-Acab
6/14/2011 5:34:00 AM
Hey, I opened a facebook, Stereokiller forums! add me
6/14/2011 6:31:00 AM

Woke up with that song in my head. Today may not be so shitty.
6/14/2011 7:06:00 AM
Was suppose to work 12 hours today but instead I'll be working 9 since I have to pick up my car from the shop today. Atleast the ignition cylinder was covered under warranty.

Off tomorrow and will be doing more gardening.
6/14/2011 7:17:00 AM
Listened to this on the way to work this morning:

Currently, I am settling in to my cubicle with:


6/14/2011 7:24:00 AM
drinking water because i dont have any coffee filters. going to dunkin donuts soon though.
Captain Ahab
6/14/2011 7:33:00 AM
Originally posted by: Marty610

drinking water because i dont have any coffee filters.

use a paper towel, be a man.

Originally posted by: Maryland Matt

Listened to this on the way to work this morning:

Bashar al-Acab
6/14/2011 7:38:00 AM
pick an old coffee filter out of the garbage and rinse it off you fucking corporate whore
6/14/2011 7:45:00 AM
Originally posted by: Captain Ahab

Originally posted by: Marty610

drinking water because i dont have any coffee filters.

use a paper towel, be a man.


i have a dunkin donuts gift card. shits about to get real in the near future
6/14/2011 7:45:00 AM
Rub coffee grounds on your gums you uppity jerk.
Captain Ahab
6/14/2011 7:53:00 AM
jam coffee grounds in your dickhole and piss into your mouth. prude.
6/14/2011 7:55:00 AM
fuck that, youre all grounded. go to your rooms until dinner.
eric lfd
6/14/2011 8:02:00 AM
thats a good burger for five bucks
6/14/2011 8:07:00 AM
Day off with the boy. He has a ton of energy. Will be watching Ni Hao, Kai-Lan.
6/14/2011 8:13:00 AM
this morning

viva hate
6/14/2011 8:19:00 AM
Great morning!

Originally posted by: Wesley Gibson

Originally posted by: viva hate

UUuuuughhh the lady was psycho. She wants to shoot my dog. Now I'm scared to walk him cause I don't know if she was arrested yet. Fuuuuck.

haha you live in fear

Wesley Gribos, that is mean.

I found out she wasn't trying to shoot my dog. It was someone else's dog. What a fucking psycho. I like how there were no charges filed against her, even though she fired 3 "warning" shots (really?), and kept yelling about killing all the dude's dogs. Great person to have a carrying license:

click here for link

Update, Tuesday 12:07am: Police have said no charges will be filed against a woman who fired a .38 caliber revolver on Chestnut Street in Royersford on Monday evening because she was defending herself and her dog from a loose American Staffordshire Terrier (commonly known as a "pit bull").

Police said Jolene Swenda, 50, of Phoenixville, was walking her small dog in the 500 block of Chestnut Street when the 75-pound pit bull charged her. Swenda, who has a valid Chester County firearms permit, fired her revolver three times.

Swenda was in possession of a silver Taurus .38 caliber revolver containing three spent casings at the time she was taken into custody for the investigation.

The owner of the pit bill, who police said owns two of the dogs, was said to be making repairs to his fence to ensure that his dogs do not get loose again.

The earlier story follows.

A Royersford woman was in police custody Monday night after several residents reported that she had fired a handgun multiple times while walking down a borough street.

The unidentified woman, who appeared to be in her late 40s or early 50s, was taken into custody at a residence at 303 N. 5th Avenue in the borough at about 7:30 p.m. Monday.

About 45 minutes earlier, residents near the intersection of 6th Avenue and Chestnut Street in the borough saw a woman matching her description walking north on Chestnut Street, shooting what appeared to be a handgun in the direction of some dogs located in a resident's yard.

No injuries to the dogs or any bystanders were reported.

None of the witnesses interviewed for this story agreed to be identified, saying only that they were "neighbors" near the intersection.

"I heard the bangs and thought it was kids playing with firecrackers," one man said. "When I looked outside, I saw [the armed woman] and said, 'she's got a gun.'"

"She kept saying she was going to kill the dogs," he said.

Several of the witnesses said the gun appeared to be a revolver.

Two of the witnesses said the woman appeared to be accompanied by a small, unleashed white dog, "like maybe a Bichon Frise."

Estimates of how many shots were fired ranged from two to "more than eight."

A resident who identified himself as the owner of one of the threatened dogs recovered a red cell phone that he turned over to police.

About 10 minutes after concluding witness interviews, police converged on the N. 5th Avenue residence, where they took a female suspect (pictured) into custody.

Officers from the Royersford, Limerick, and Upper Providence police departments assisted at the scene of the alleged incident and at the site of the arrest.

An Upper Providence police officer at the arrest scene was overheard saying the suspect had a gun in her pocket when she was arrested.

After the suspect was handcuffed and placed in a squad car, an Upper Providence police officer remained at the door of the residence with his gun drawn. Another woman at the scene, accompanied by a preschool-aged girl, identified the suspect as her mother and became agitated.

"My son is in there [the residence]," she said. "Did you point a gun at my son?" she said.

Police explained to the woman that the officer had his weapon drawn because the charges against the suspect involved a firearm, and they could not be certain whether additional armed suspects remained in the residence.

Police declined to provide the suspect's name and would not confirm whether she was using live ammunition. Royersford Police said a news release would be issued later.

Captain Ahab
6/14/2011 8:23:00 AM
viva hate
6/14/2011 8:28:00 AM

really craving eggs benedict with no canadian bacon, holmes fries and a mimosa.

6/14/2011 8:31:00 AM
morning thread
morning post
Baby Cole is gay
6/14/2011 8:33:00 AM
Watching Bushwhacked

I am currently above all of you right now.
6/14/2011 8:35:00 AM
hey here's what's going on in my life

*pictorial representation*
6/14/2011 8:37:00 AM
6/14/2011 8:42:00 AM
I just giggled like a kid who found his dads porn stash looking at that pic mike posted.

Im about as sore as Ive ever been this morning. Walking from my car to my office looked like a bad robot impersonation. I had a fucked up dream everyone wanted to feel my muscles and I had a cobra like muscle hood. When I woke up my dogs balls were inches from my face and he had farted.great way to start the day.
6/14/2011 8:43:00 AM
I just spent almost 2 hours going a mile and a half on 95