so i'm up... 24 replies, 12340 views

jon.
2/5/2011 1:13:00 AM
and haven't posted here much recently... what's happenin?
emogeddon
2/5/2011 1:13:00 AM
same ole, same ole, brother. how you been?
jon.
2/5/2011 1:17:00 AM
been well. i work too much but am enjoying myself more than ever in my free time. hope all is well with you!
jon.
2/5/2011 1:18:00 AM
i've also posted in numerous threads tonight but i probably killed them anyway.
jon.
2/5/2011 1:30:00 AM
jesus christ... 2200 users and nothing to say.
emogeddon
2/5/2011 1:31:00 AM
a lot of people stay logged in on their phones and that's why there's such a large number.
jon.
2/5/2011 1:32:00 AM
i mainly check this on my phone nowadays but it's a pain in the ass to post. well, i'm lazy and stupid.
Sandy Dickhands
2/5/2011 1:32:00 AM
Originally posted by: jon.

jesus christ... 2200 users and nothing to say.

hello. i'm going to sleep now though
jon.
2/5/2011 1:33:00 AM
i would like to sleep but it's not gonna happen for a while.
jon.
2/5/2011 1:38:00 AM
3500 now... christ. my house is 55 degrees.
BEERZEBUB
2/5/2011 1:49:00 AM
I would sleep but I am enjoying the fuck out of this band right now.

jon.
2/5/2011 1:59:00 AM
that song kind of rules.
jon.
2/5/2011 2:50:00 AM
Japanese submarine slammed two torpedoes into her side, Chief. We was comin' back from the island of Tinian to Leyte. We'd just delivered the bomb. The Hiroshima bomb. Eleven hundred men went into the water. Vessel went down in 12 minutes.

Didn't see the first shark for about a half-hour. Tiger. 13-footer. You know how you know that in the water, Chief? You can tell by lookin' from the dorsal to the tail. What we didn't know, was that our bomb mission was so secret, no distress signal had been sent. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, sharks come cruisin' by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the shark come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin' and hollerin' and sometimes that shark he go away... but sometimes he wouldn't go away.

Sometimes that shark looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a shark is he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, he doesn't even seem to be livin'... 'til he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'. The ocean turns red, and despite all your poundin' and your hollerin' those sharks come in and... they rip you to pieces.

You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a hundred men. I don't know how many sharks there were, maybe a thousand. I do know how many men, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin', Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boson's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water, he was like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

At noon on the fifth day, a Lockheed Ventura swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol' fat PBY come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945.

Anyway, we delivered the bomb.
SodaFastBreak!
2/5/2011 2:54:00 AM
QUINT!!!
TonyTopps
2/5/2011 2:56:00 AM




jon.
2/5/2011 2:57:00 AM
SodaFastBreak!
2/5/2011 3:01:00 AM
I'm not talkin' about pleasure boatin' or day sailin'. I'm talkin' about workin' for a livin'. I'm talkin' about sharkin'.
jon.
2/5/2011 3:02:00 AM
ya got city hands... been countin money all your life.
tony plush
2/5/2011 3:34:00 AM
Brett Weir
2/5/2011 3:40:00 AM
Jon is spun out just like me.
jon.
2/5/2011 3:43:00 AM
Pretty much.
Brett Weir
2/5/2011 3:54:00 AM
Have you ever seen the movie black belt jones?
InTheButtLikeWhat
2/5/2011 4:20:00 AM
this thread is now about blaxploiitation.
Brett Weir
2/5/2011 4:26:00 AM
God damn I love blaxploitation. If you can get a copy of "darktown strutter's", I suggest you invest the time and money. Fucking ridiculous.
InTheButtLikeWhat
2/5/2011 4:39:00 AM
your lungs are gonna hurt.