ever try to switch your balls around? 12 replies, 7908 views

larry cockabea
1/6/2011 12:49:00 AM
i get curious from time to time but it never works. anyone ever have success in this department?
George
1/6/2011 12:50:00 AM
wut
Dave B.
1/6/2011 12:51:00 AM
no...but I have sat on my balls and that shit hurts.
larry cockabea
1/6/2011 12:53:00 AM
Originally posted by: Dave B.

no...but I have sat on my balls and that shit hurts.

worst shit ever. especially when you're in a quiet environment like a class room. nobody wants to explain why they just yelped at the top of their lungs and have been holding their head down almost crying/puking for ten minutes after their balls just got smooshed.
Dave B.
1/6/2011 1:03:00 AM
true. it usually only happens in the summer though when it's hot out and they're hanging like melted turkish taffy.
larry cockabea
1/6/2011 1:05:00 AM
also, being in mid-jerk and suddenly getting the urge to piss. you know that after you're done, your penis is going to be burning for a good 10-15 minutes.
DeadlyHandSammich
1/6/2011 2:02:00 AM
Originally posted by: Dave B.

true. it usually only happens in the summer though when it's hot out and they're hanging like melted turkish taffy.

Hahah wow
yantastic
1/6/2011 4:05:00 AM
Wouldn't this be an inguinal hernia?
amber ?
1/6/2011 6:43:00 AM
Originally posted by: Dave B.

true. it usually only happens in the summer though when it's hot out and they're hanging like melted turkish taffy.

Dan.
1/6/2011 7:18:00 AM
Originally posted by: yantastic

Wouldn't this be an inguinal hernia?

Yeah, you get those tubes entangled and you could literally get blue balls and lose your nuts.
asking_for_it
1/6/2011 11:15:00 AM
Originally posted by: hopeyoudiesoon

Originally posted by: Dave B.

no...but I have sat on my balls and that shit hurts.

worst shit ever. especially when you're in a quiet environment like a class room. nobody wants to explain why they just yelped at the top of their lungs and have been holding their head down almost crying/puking for ten minutes after their balls just got smooshed.

in high school chem lab, we had these metal bar stools and i hopped up and smashed my nuts under my taint with the full force of my 210 pound frame. i jumped right back up and must've made a noise because my teacher without any concern told me to stop being a distraction to the people that want to learn and sit down. i explained what i had done and she sent me down to the disciplinarian's office. when i explained to him what i had done, he showed me the sympathy i was looking for and sent me back to class telling me to 'be more careful, you only get one set.' best dude.
carlos danger
1/6/2011 11:31:00 AM
intentionally give yourself testicular torsion?
viva hate
1/6/2011 11:39:00 AM
yes. once.