post gut wrenchingly awkward moments. 14 replies, 8082 views

larry cockabea
12/20/2010 3:48:00 AM
when someone says something but you don't care enough to actually know what they said so you just fake laugh and think the convo's over til they keep talking about it and asking questions even though you have no clue what the fuck they're talkin about.

or when it turns out they asked you a question to begin with, and not only did you not hear it, but you fake laughed at it and now you have to ask them to repeat the question... even though you pretended to hear it the first time.

also is it just me or are lines the most awkward thing ever next to public bathrooms? i hate waiting in line at a convenient store. especially when the person in front of you wants to make some stupid observation or a joke. get fucked.

AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
12/20/2010 5:59:00 AM
When you're out with your boyfriend and an acquaintance approaches you and asks you how good your dealers speed is.
larry cockabea
12/20/2010 6:15:00 AM
when you wake up to a phone call at 12pm from someone important, whom you know has been up since the ass crack of dawn, and you try to pretend that they didn't wake your lazy ass up.
AtWarWithAmeliaLOL
12/20/2010 7:18:00 AM
Hanging out one on one with a friend of a friend and you don't know what to talk about.
larry cockabea
12/20/2010 7:51:00 AM
realizing you pulled up to a gas pump and your tank is on the other side, then having to readjust after pre-paying hoping someone doesn't try and swipe your spot before you return.
Jess.
12/20/2010 7:58:00 AM
Tis the season - when someone gets you a terrible gift, but you don't want to be ungrateful because they took the time to get you something so you try your best to make it seem like it's the best present you've ever gotten.
cait!
12/20/2010 8:31:00 AM
Originally posted by: hopeyoudiesoon

when someone says something but you don't care enough to actually know what they said so you just fake laugh and think the convo's over til they keep talking about it and asking questions even though you have no clue what the fuck they're talkin about.

or when it turns out they asked you a question to begin with, and not only did you not hear it, but you fake laughed at it and now you have to ask them to repeat the question... even though you pretended to hear it the first time.

also is it just me or are lines the most awkward thing ever next to public bathrooms? i hate waiting in line at a convenient store. especially when the person in front of you wants to make some stupid observation or a joke. get fucked.


thisssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

also.. my coworkers not exactly having my sense of humor, so when i say something weird sometimes they just look at me with the blankest expression...
viva hate
12/20/2010 8:35:00 AM
My life is one long succession of awkward moments.
Andrea
12/20/2010 8:37:00 AM
Originally posted by: Jess.

Tis the season - when someone gets you a terrible gift, but you don't want to be ungrateful because they took the time to get you something so you try your best to make it seem like it's the best present you've ever gotten.

Ugh. I can't even count how many times this has happened. Awkward every time.
larry cockabea
12/20/2010 8:38:00 AM
today this guy at work came into the back where i was and was looking for something. i asked him what he needed and he must have thought i asked what his name was because he said his name. i was so confused so i just looked at him like he was the dumbest man on earth and said "what"
Andrea
12/20/2010 8:39:00 AM
When twice-divorced cousin makes a joke about her new engagement finally being "the one," and you cheerily respond with, "Well, the third time's a charm!" and all you hear is the chirp of awkward crickets...
larry cockabea
12/20/2010 8:43:00 AM
my friend has been broken up with his girlfriend of three years for a few weeks. there's a weird get together thing this weekend and he told me he was bringing someone "special". i said "ohhhh really?" really enthusiastic like. then he told me he was bringin his ex. i kept half smiling but i couldn't stop myself from saying "ohh.. wasn't really expecting that.. after the whole 'special' part." i had to step away and cringe to myself for a few seconds.
Ron Shark
12/20/2010 10:14:00 AM


Eddie's neck in this.

Bad joke is bad. Sorry everyone.
Dianana
12/20/2010 10:20:00 AM
Originally posted by: viva hate

My life is one long succession of awkward moments.

carcarodoncarcharias
12/20/2010 10:22:00 AM
Originally posted by: viva hate

My life is one long succession of awkward moments.