Another reason why traffic on I-76 is awful 31 replies, 27243 views

tofu
5/1/2010 2:10:00 AM
When traffic isn't moving, you're pretty much stuck being next to whoever you're next to forever. I had to endure a limo of black kids pulling on their eyelids, shouting "ching chong!", "fuckin chink!", "sucky sucky five do-rra!" at me for a good half hour today.
Dave B.
5/1/2010 2:12:00 AM
lol
Baby Cole is gay
5/1/2010 2:15:00 AM
Id'a slayed them for you.
yantastic
5/1/2010 2:16:00 AM
Originally posted by: tofu

When traffic isn't moving, you're pretty much stuck being next to whoever you're next to forever. I had to endure a limo of black kids pulling on their eyelids, shouting "ching chong!", "fuckin chink!", "sucky sucky five do-rra!" at me for a good half hour today.

what noise do slaves make? I bet that would sound funny
Dan.
5/1/2010 2:18:00 AM
That's....well, that's racist.
yantastic
5/1/2010 2:21:00 AM
Originally posted by: Dan.

That's....well, that's racist.

I'm not a people person.

I'm not a talker.
yantastic
5/1/2010 2:22:00 AM
It probably just sounds like lips smacking and lots of "hallelujah!! Oh lawdy!! Some mo' collard greens massah?!!"
smorgasgeorge
5/1/2010 2:56:00 AM
Just sass them back:

"SWEET CROWN VICTORIA THAT YOU GOT AT THE AUTO AUCTION. WISH I DROVE A JUNK BUCKET THAT ONLY NEEDS PA STATE MINIMUM LIABILITY. CAN I BORROW YOUR FLOOD LIGHT?......THE ONE ATTACHED TO YOUR RETIRED COP-CAR'S A-PILLAR?....YOU KNOW....THE ONE WITH THE BACK SEAT THAT STILL SMELLS LIKE YOUR ARRESTED DAD. HAWW HAWW."
DennisQ
5/1/2010 3:17:00 AM
Originally posted by: yantastic

It probably just sounds like lips smacking and lots of "hallelujah!! Oh lawdy!! Some mo' collard greens massah?!!"

Dan.
5/1/2010 3:18:00 AM
rofl, george knows what A and B- pillar's are.
smorgasgeorge
5/1/2010 3:37:00 AM
NARK.
Dan.
5/1/2010 3:44:00 AM
It's atually "NARC"
smorgasgeorge
5/1/2010 3:53:00 AM
Thank you, officer. I bet you seen some shit, huh?
smorgasgeorge
5/1/2010 3:55:00 AM
Drunk soccer moms hopped up on mimosa's
Dan.
5/1/2010 3:57:00 AM
I've seen enough to appreciate good people and to covet a good wife(awesome girl) and family.
smorgasgeorge
5/1/2010 3:58:00 AM
Where do you work out of? It's probably a township, right?
Dan.
5/1/2010 4:02:00 AM
see my edit. I'm not into it right now. I've gone to the private sector governed by a strict government oversight regulator. The money is fantastic, the hours are ok, and the work is easy. I'm still in emergency services and I'll probably get a part-time police job very soon so I don' die of boredom.
smorgasgeorge
5/1/2010 4:08:00 AM
Sounds like you check tire pressure on ambulances. I work daily with NCIC/NICB/and DA's. Cops are just some of my friends.
smorgasgeorge
5/1/2010 4:51:00 AM
My bad, I thought you were an actual cop.

Right now, I control about 4,000 leased cars in my Northeast (tri-state) group, so whenever I get an NICB hit on a VIN or a "NCICBADVIN", I need someone to call. Shit, I will probably fleet up to about 7K units during the summer. Most of my problems come from Philadelphia, Trenton, and Newark......but if I have a problem in Wayne, PA can I reach out to you?
Iron Chef Gein
5/1/2010 6:42:00 AM
the jizzler
5/1/2010 2:44:00 PM
Originally posted by: smorgasgeorge

Just sass them back:

"SWEET CROWN VICTORIA THAT YOU GOT AT THE AUTO AUCTION. WISH I DROVE A JUNK BUCKET THAT ONLY NEEDS PA STATE MINIMUM LIABILITY. CAN I BORROW YOUR FLOOD LIGHT?......THE ONE ATTACHED TO YOUR RETIRED COP-CAR'S A-PILLAR?....YOU KNOW....THE ONE WITH THE BACK SEAT THAT STILL SMELLS LIKE YOUR ARRESTED DAD. HAWW HAWW."

you're assuming they'd actually get insurance?
Amanda OMGWTF
5/1/2010 3:14:00 PM
well, that's harassment, which is a crime, and in this case, a hate crime. so i would have taken a picture of the car, the plates, and the kids, and then told on them. definitely breaks state law, at the very least. so they can suck it.
TheOtherGodhead
5/1/2010 6:41:00 PM
Originally posted by: Dave B.

lol


Literally did this.
blackeyes
5/1/2010 7:57:00 PM
my friend dates a vietnamese girl and one time a black guy said "herro" to her and she blew up at the guy and the guy got all apologetic
Mariano Rivera
5/1/2010 8:53:00 PM
i never mess with asians because i always assume there's at least 10 of them i can't see waiting for me to do so

also

grandpapa-san was probably one hard individual, those monkeys have no respect
pahulkster
5/1/2010 10:08:00 PM
Originally posted by: Amanda OMGWTF

well, that's harassment, which is a crime, and in this case, a hate crime. so i would have taken a picture of the car, the plates, and the kids, and then told on them. definitely breaks state law, at the very least. so they can suck it.

If that's a hate crime then hate crime laws are even more retarded than I thought