balloon boy's father 21 replies, 17322 views

existential antelope
10/21/2009 3:20:00 PM
'wanted TV fame before world ends in 2012'

Richard Heene, the man suspected of the alleged "balloon boy" hoax, was driven by a conviction that the world will come to a cataclysmic end in 2012, according to a friend.

Robert Thomas, who claims to have been a confidante and researcher for Mr Heene, has been interviewed by police.

Mr Thomas's lawyer, Linda Lee, claimed: "Heene believes the world is going to end in 2012. Because of that he wanted to make money quickly, become rich enough to build a bunker or something underground, where he can be safe from the sun exploding."

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cbrickhouse
10/21/2009 3:21:00 PM
schizophrenia's a hell of a disease
existential antelope
10/21/2009 3:23:00 PM
i feel bad for those kids. they're gonna be screwed up
addy
10/21/2009 3:23:00 PM
Why the fuck people like this have kids or even find people as retarded crazy as they are to have kids with is beyond me.
GoodTimesGone
10/21/2009 3:25:00 PM
i really hope that this is just some elaborate social experiment on the part of the kid's parents to find out just what kind of insane shit they can throw at the media and see what sticks.
existential antelope
10/21/2009 3:27:00 PM
if that were the case i'd probably root for them, but, unfortunately, i think they're just bat shit insane
deadlift
10/21/2009 3:31:00 PM
Most people are curious
Some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down
People are afraid of me but act like they love me
Feast your eyes upon my nudity
I am Beauty AND the Beast
I have plenty to say
But nobody listens because my cock is so big
And the end of it glistens; so I'm famous for it
Freaky is what everyone's name is for it
Sure, it's larger than yours
I'm a CENTAUR for Chrissakes!
I like to eat rice cakes and listen to classical music
I'm told passion is my specialty
But really I'm old-fashioned
I'm quite well-built
As fas as physiques go
So people seem to think that I belong in a freak show
They wanna have pictures taken
Constantly assumin' that my sex drive
is three times that of a normal human
Askin' silly questions like I'm their personal mentor
All they care about is my big dick because I'm the centaur
The porno industry
Wants to pay me lots of money to appear in books and movie
'Cause they think I look funny
But I'm lookin' for true love
Not groupies and freaks
More than a huge cock - I have a complicated mind
I'm not the favorite kind of companion
For the average person
Sometimes things start well
But eventually worsen when sex becomes a problem
Or else they're unimpressed with the attention that you get
Bein' a centaur's love interest
You don't care about my next life
Just my ex-wife and the intimate details of our sex life
Most people are curious
Some wanna get dirt on
The Centaur; I'm famous
I walk around with no shirt on
The easiest way would be for you to lie face down
I'm a man
But I'm built like a horse from the waist down
baconanddrugs
10/21/2009 10:47:00 PM
Originally posted by:addy

Why the fuck people like this have kids or even find people as retarded crazy as they are to have kids with is beyond me.

i'm willing to bet he purchased his azin wife.
tyrod24
10/21/2009 10:49:00 PM
dudes fakin it
tom.
10/21/2009 10:55:00 PM
this dude RULES.
Bonsai
10/21/2009 11:04:00 PM
this story manages to get more ridiculous with nearly every new update
tyrod24
10/21/2009 11:06:00 PM
my body is boiling
cyanidesuicide
10/21/2009 11:09:00 PM
Originally posted by: existential antelope

i feel bad for those kids. they're gonna be screwed up

-Jeremy-
10/21/2009 11:20:00 PM
this guy is out of his fucking mind
LINUX
10/21/2009 11:26:00 PM
hey guys hai guys
-Jeremy-
10/21/2009 11:33:00 PM
dickferbraynz
10/21/2009 11:34:00 PM
hahahaha, too good
ALFster
10/22/2009 1:53:00 AM
Originally posted by: tom.

this dude RULES.

robothouse
10/22/2009 1:56:00 AM
hey linux
-T
10/22/2009 7:27:00 AM
robothouse
10/22/2009 9:22:00 AM
Originally posted by: DICKLORD BONE


LINUX
10/22/2009 9:04:00 PM
Originally posted by:robothouse

hey linux

oh hey, hai