texts from last night 10 replies, 16071 views

existential antelope
5/3/2009 2:52:00 AM
"Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it."

"Heybabeimwearingurpanties"

"(310): your room smells of hookers.
(904): And success"

"Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good"

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existential antelope
5/3/2009 2:59:00 AM
(248): Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
Lenny NTD
5/3/2009 11:58:00 AM
(925): Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
(1-925): Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Steve
5/3/2009 12:33:00 PM
I read this entire site this morning.
$$$ ERIK $$$
5/3/2009 1:48:00 PM
This site is great.
existential antelope
5/3/2009 3:21:00 PM
(206): This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
existential antelope
5/3/2009 3:21:00 PM
Originally posted by:TheMagneticHeadache

sites like this are lame.

then don't read them
existential antelope
5/3/2009 5:48:00 PM
(732): So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
VVes 570
5/3/2009 7:30:00 PM
(845): think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Jess.
5/3/2009 7:40:00 PM
asher roth is a ginger?
existential antelope
5/3/2009 9:05:00 PM
(201): whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc