MORTICIAN IS... 52 replies, 7730 views

We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 6:36:00 PM
THE GREATEST BAND EVER.

Discuss.
We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 8:17:00 PM
A. Not a joke.

B. Bold statement, but true.
John Barlow
6/13/2005 8:23:00 PM
Yo, Mortician is awful. Vests are gay. Roger can't make up for years and years of horrible music with one BBQ.
John Barlow
6/13/2005 8:33:00 PM
Check out how gay and short Will Rahmer is......notice how obviously gay and short Devito is too.

John Barlow
6/13/2005 8:40:00 PM
Yeah. It's pretty f'n gay.
We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 8:43:00 PM
Originally posted by:Terrorsathan

Barlow with the swing and the homerun!

Not quite. I may give him an infield single on it. Nothing really that insulting in his post. Mortician is "gay"? Vests are "gay"? That's not anything worthwhile. Barlow hits like a little bitch.
John Barlow
6/13/2005 8:47:00 PM
Originally posted by:MEAT MAN

Originally posted by:Terrorsathan

Barlow with the swing and the homerun!

Not quite. I may give him an infield single on it. Nothing really that insulting in his post. Mortician is "gay"? Vests are "gay"? That's not anything worthwhile. Barlow hits like a little bitch.


Goregrind sucks. Everyone except you knows that. Fucking hick.
We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 8:52:00 PM
Originally posted by:John Barlow

Originally posted by:MEAT MAN

Originally posted by:Terrorsathan

Barlow with the swing and the homerun!

Not quite. I may give him an infield single on it. Nothing really that insulting in his post. Mortician is "gay"? Vests are "gay"? That's not anything worthwhile. Barlow hits like a little bitch.


Goregrind sucks. Everyone except you knows that. Fucking hick.


Submitted for your approval, Barlow's favorite bands list...

The Pet Shop Boys, Slugfest, Frank Sinatra, The Esoteric, A Life Once Lost, Ten Yard Fight, Supergrass, Shellac, Sex Positions, Ensign, Transistor Transistor, Heidnik, Death Cab for Cutie, Captain Pabst and the Blue Ribbon Bruise Crew, Barry Manilow, Shockwave, Undying, The Rapture, The Mars Volta, Sworn Vengence, Minus the Bear, Oingo Boingo, Mykado, All Else Failed, Sunny Day Real Estate, Mr. Bungle, Converge, The Liars, Television, Set Ablaze, The End, The Melvins, Despair...

If I listened to this shit, I'd think anything worthwhile would suck. So call me a hick while you try to fit into those girl pants douchebag. I'd say you'd dance well if you could kick your leg that high.





We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 8:55:00 PM
Originally posted by:X-Ray Cat

I think the focus here needs to be placed on the fact that I got Will Rahmer to take his gay picture with me. That space on my hard drive is forever infected with a severe case of no talent, HIV and vests.

It's almost as bad as Budweiser.

Mark DeVito = Coolest guy I've ever met.

See, Josh, this would be a home run swing.

I still like Mortician though...vests and all.
John Barlow
6/13/2005 8:56:00 PM
You know-nothing fucking backwoods shitwad. It's become quite apparent to me with your last post, that you officially blow goats and fuck relatives in your cabin in the woods. Don't run your toothless mouth unless you have some sort of indication what the fuck you're talking about. Commence to listening to shitty joke bands and offering nothing to revelant society you worthless hillbilly. Fuck you. Nigger.
We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 8:58:00 PM
Originally posted by:John Barlow

You know-nothing fucking backwoods shitwad. It's become quite apparent to me with your last post, that you officially blow goats and fuck relatives in your cabin in the woods. Don't run your toothless mouth unless you have some sort of indication what the fuck you're talking about. Commence to listening to shitty joke bands and offering nothing to revelant society you worthless hillbilly. Fuck you. Nigger.

Shouldn't you spend less time typing out jibberish and more time distributing half-assed releases from your label?
We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 9:02:00 PM
Originally posted by:John Barlow

You know-nothing fucking backwoods shitwad. It's become quite apparent to me with your last post, that you officially blow goats and fuck relatives in your cabin in the woods. Don't run your toothless mouth unless you have some sort of indication what the fuck you're talking about. Commence to listening to shitty joke bands and offering nothing to revelant society you worthless hillbilly. Fuck you. Nigger.

But allow me to respond to this jibberish item by item...

I must know something...I did graduate from college. I don't live in the woods...front or back. I'm not a shitwad. I don't blow goats, nor have I been anywhere near a goat to blow one. I don't have a cabin in the woods...I don't live near many of my relatives, so the opportunity to fuck them doesn't present itself that well. I have a full set of teeth. I know what I'm talking about...you're overweight and wear girl pants. I do listen to some shitty joke bands...they're mainly signed to Relapse. I have plenty to offer society as a working-class citizen. I have worth because I have a neat life insurance policy. No, fuck you. And I'm caucasian.

Thanks.
John Barlow
6/13/2005 9:03:00 PM
Get the hickory sticks out of your eyeballs and look at what I type. You are not even a statistic in my world. Crawl back behind whatever waterfall it is you spawned from and regress back to amoebic scum. Nigger.
John Barlow
6/13/2005 9:06:00 PM
Originally posted by:MEAT MAN

Originally posted by:John Barlow

You know-nothing fucking backwoods shitwad. It's become quite apparent to me with your last post, that you officially blow goats and fuck relatives in your cabin in the woods. Don't run your toothless mouth unless you have some sort of indication what the fuck you're talking about. Commence to listening to shitty joke bands and offering nothing to revelant society you worthless hillbilly. Fuck you. Nigger.

But allow me to respond to this jibberish item by item...

I must know something...I did graduate from college. I don't live in the woods...front or back. I'm not a shitwad. I don't blow goats, nor have I been anywhere near a goat to blow one. I don't have a cabin in the woods...I don't live near many of my relatives, so the opportunity to fuck them doesn't present itself that well. I have a full set of teeth. I know what I'm talking about...you're overweight and wear girl pants. I do listen to some shitty joke bands...they're mainly signed to Relapse. I have plenty to offer society as a working-class citizen. I have worth because I have a neat life insurance policy. No, fuck you. And I'm caucasian.

Thanks.


When I refer to you as a nigger, it has nothing to do with your complexion. Rather, it has to do with your inability to shut the fuck up when your told to. I could care less if you went to college...way to get a degree in niganometry. I do not nor have I ever worn girl pants, but I would be more than happy to visit your cabin and choke the life out of you with a pair.
John Barlow
6/13/2005 9:07:00 PM
...and furthermore, don't act like I'm the fat one. I'm sitting next to Mark Devito as we speak, and he says your a fat, ugly sloth nigger.
We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 9:08:00 PM
Originally posted by:John Barlow

Get the hickory sticks out of your eyeballs and look at what I type. You are not even a statistic in my world. Crawl back behind whatever waterfall it is you spawned from and regress back to amoebic scum. Nigger.

Good sir,
As I have explained in my above post, I am caucasian. That means I am white. I am not a "nigger" as you so immaturely put it. I have no hickory sticks in my eyeballs, as I had an eye exam only 2 weeks ago and I have 20/20 vision. You live on Earth, as do I, and I was counted in the last census. So yes, I am a statistic in your world. Unless you live on another planet, which would explain alot. I didn't spawn from a waterfall. Any intelligent person knows that humans are born from a woman's vagina. Of course, you sound like you are a woman's vagina, so you should know.

Thanks.
We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 9:09:00 PM
Originally posted by:John Barlow

...and furthermore, don't act like I'm the fat one. I'm sitting next to Mark Devito as we speak, and he says your a fat, ugly sloth nigger.

Mark DeVito has a big nose.
John Barlow
6/13/2005 9:11:00 PM
Originally posted by:MEAT MAN

Originally posted by:John Barlow

...and furthermore, don't act like I'm the fat one. I'm sitting next to Mark Devito as we speak, and he says your a fat, ugly sloth nigger.

Mark DeVito has a big nose.


...at least his mother isn't sub-atomic.
We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 9:12:00 PM
Originally posted by:John Barlow

Originally posted by:MEAT MAN

Originally posted by:John Barlow

You know-nothing fucking backwoods shitwad. It's become quite apparent to me with your last post, that you officially blow goats and fuck relatives in your cabin in the woods. Don't run your toothless mouth unless you have some sort of indication what the fuck you're talking about. Commence to listening to shitty joke bands and offering nothing to revelant society you worthless hillbilly. Fuck you. Nigger.

But allow me to respond to this jibberish item by item...

I must know something...I did graduate from college. I don't live in the woods...front or back. I'm not a shitwad. I don't blow goats, nor have I been anywhere near a goat to blow one. I don't have a cabin in the woods...I don't live near many of my relatives, so the opportunity to fuck them doesn't present itself that well. I have a full set of teeth. I know what I'm talking about...you're overweight and wear girl pants. I do listen to some shitty joke bands...they're mainly signed to Relapse. I have plenty to offer society as a working-class citizen. I have worth because I have a neat life insurance policy. No, fuck you. And I'm caucasian.

Thanks.


When I refer to you as a nigger, it has nothing to do with your complexion. Rather, it has to do with your inability to shut the fuck up when your told to. I could care less if you went to college...way to get a degree in niganometry. I do not nor have I ever worn girl pants, but I would be more than happy to visit your cabin and choke the life out of you with a pair.


Good sir, please pull your head away from Matt Jacobson's crotch for a moment. My inability to shut up when told to would not make me a nigger. A "nigger" in slave times would have shut up when told to. Furthermore, I still don't live in a cabin. Please read this over and over until you learn this.

We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 9:13:00 PM
Originally posted by:John Barlow

Originally posted by:MEAT MAN

Originally posted by:John Barlow

...and furthermore, don't act like I'm the fat one. I'm sitting next to Mark Devito as we speak, and he says your a fat, ugly sloth nigger.

Mark DeVito has a big nose.


...at least his mother isn't sub-atomic.


What? Like yours?
John Barlow
6/13/2005 9:13:00 PM
Originally posted by:MEAT MAN

Originally posted by:John Barlow

Originally posted by:MEAT MAN

Originally posted by:John Barlow

You know-nothing fucking backwoods shitwad. It's become quite apparent to me with your last post, that you officially blow goats and fuck relatives in your cabin in the woods. Don't run your toothless mouth unless you have some sort of indication what the fuck you're talking about. Commence to listening to shitty joke bands and offering nothing to revelant society you worthless hillbilly. Fuck you. Nigger.

But allow me to respond to this jibberish item by item...

I must know something...I did graduate from college. I don't live in the woods...front or back. I'm not a shitwad. I don't blow goats, nor have I been anywhere near a goat to blow one. I don't have a cabin in the woods...I don't live near many of my relatives, so the opportunity to fuck them doesn't present itself that well. I have a full set of teeth. I know what I'm talking about...you're overweight and wear girl pants. I do listen to some shitty joke bands...they're mainly signed to Relapse. I have plenty to offer society as a working-class citizen. I have worth because I have a neat life insurance policy. No, fuck you. And I'm caucasian.

Thanks.


When I refer to you as a nigger, it has nothing to do with your complexion. Rather, it has to do with your inability to shut the fuck up when your told to. I could care less if you went to college...way to get a degree in niganometry. I do not nor have I ever worn girl pants, but I would be more than happy to visit your cabin and choke the life out of you with a pair.


Good sir, please pull your head away from Matt Jacobson's crotch for a moment. My inability to shut up when told to would not make me a nigger. A "nigger" in slave times would have shut up when told to. Furthermore, I still don't live in a cabin. Please read this over and over until you learn this.



I'm no longer an employee of Relapse, dog.
We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 9:14:00 PM
Originally posted by:ByondResonableDoubt

^agreed...

I actually like Mortician...Chainsaw Dismemberment was nice

YAY! INTELLIGENCE!
John Barlow
6/13/2005 9:14:00 PM
Anyway, it would seem that we have mutual friends, so I will withdrawal my hate at this time...for now.
John Barlow
6/13/2005 9:15:00 PM
Till we meet again, Beef.
We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 9:15:00 PM
Originally posted by:John Barlow

Originally posted by:MEAT MAN

Originally posted by:John Barlow

Originally posted by:MEAT MAN

Originally posted by:John Barlow

You know-nothing fucking backwoods shitwad. It's become quite apparent to me with your last post, that you officially blow goats and fuck relatives in your cabin in the woods. Don't run your toothless mouth unless you have some sort of indication what the fuck you're talking about. Commence to listening to shitty joke bands and offering nothing to revelant society you worthless hillbilly. Fuck you. Nigger.

But allow me to respond to this jibberish item by item...

I must know something...I did graduate from college. I don't live in the woods...front or back. I'm not a shitwad. I don't blow goats, nor have I been anywhere near a goat to blow one. I don't have a cabin in the woods...I don't live near many of my relatives, so the opportunity to fuck them doesn't present itself that well. I have a full set of teeth. I know what I'm talking about...you're overweight and wear girl pants. I do listen to some shitty joke bands...they're mainly signed to Relapse. I have plenty to offer society as a working-class citizen. I have worth because I have a neat life insurance policy. No, fuck you. And I'm caucasian.

Thanks.


When I refer to you as a nigger, it has nothing to do with your complexion. Rather, it has to do with your inability to shut the fuck up when your told to. I could care less if you went to college...way to get a degree in niganometry. I do not nor have I ever worn girl pants, but I would be more than happy to visit your cabin and choke the life out of you with a pair.


Good sir, please pull your head away from Matt Jacobson's crotch for a moment. My inability to shut up when told to would not make me a nigger. A "nigger" in slave times would have shut up when told to. Furthermore, I still don't live in a cabin. Please read this over and over until you learn this.



I'm no longer an employee of Relapse, dog.


You call my mother sub-atomic and you're not even good enough to work at Relapse?
We Want Gore!
6/13/2005 9:18:00 PM
Originally posted by:X-Ray Cat

what the fuck

I dunno. I'm drunk. What the hell do you want from me.

And furthermore, why is your friend taking shit so seriously?