day in the life of unity mike 11 replies, 5690 views

don miguel
5/23/2005 11:38:00 PM
UnityPennywise17: yoooo
trip0soul: what up killa
UnityPennywise17: well it was an interesting night
trip0soul: aaaah why is that?
UnityPennywise17: well I chilled with a friend
UnityPennywise17: and after going to a few places
trip0soul: female?
UnityPennywise17: we decided to just head home
UnityPennywise17: no, male
trip0soul: ok...
UnityPennywise17: caleb
UnityPennywise17: and so
UnityPennywise17: the car starts making a funny sound
UnityPennywise17: from the left wheel
UnityPennywise17: caleb didn't like the sound of it
UnityPennywise17: so we stopped briefly and he took a look
UnityPennywise17: then we continued on our way
UnityPennywise17: as we were driving--it was night and raining--something flew up into the windshield
trip0soul: oh shit...
UnityPennywise17: and caleb thought it was part of the wheel
UnityPennywise17: but then we decided nah, couldn't be
UnityPennywise17: shortly thereafter
UnityPennywise17: the whole fucking left wheel literally flew off, and the left braker disc was sparking along the road
UnityPennywise17: so that was that for being in that car
trip0soul: haha oh shit
trip0soul: wait...i shouldnt laugh
UnityPennywise17: haha
trip0soul: so what happened?
UnityPennywise17: it was a good thing we weren't on a curve
UnityPennywise17: well a few people stopped
UnityPennywise17: and someone called the cops
UnityPennywise17: and my friend called his dad
UnityPennywise17: and we just waited
UnityPennywise17: and then my friend just gave me a ride home, as they were waiting for a tow truck
trip0soul: dude, you know why it happened?
UnityPennywise17: well
trip0soul: b/c you're mexican, mike
trip0soul: hahaha
UnityPennywise17: the lug nuts literally broke off
UnityPennywise17: hah
trip0soul: i'm glad your safe
UnityPennywise17: ok I hope you don't mind this
trip0soul: your mexicaness saved you
UnityPennywise17: but the other thing was that
trip0soul: ...
UnityPennywise17: the entire time, I had a VHS with me that I had just bought for 12 bucks
UnityPennywise17: let's just say it wasn't a religious video
UnityPennywise17: if you catch my drift
trip0soul: hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
trip0soul: oh mike
UnityPennywise17: haha and since it was raining
UnityPennywise17: I had it underneath my shirt
UnityPennywise17: so I had a bulge the whole time
UnityPennywise17: even when the cops came
UnityPennywise17: that's a nice touch to the story
trip0soul: you didnt have a bag?
UnityPennywise17: yeah, but I had thrown away the box at a tim horton's, because I didn't want my mom seeing it, haha
trip0soul: so you went to a porn shop?
UnityPennywise17: yup
UnityPennywise17: and all vhs were only 12 bucks
UnityPennywise17: couldn't miss that deal
trip0soul: haha
trip0soul: whats the name of the porno?
UnityPennywise17: didn't even plan on buying anything, my friend just wanted to look at smoke pipes there
UnityPennywise17: Hustler Barely Legal 17--usually 30 bucks!
trip0soul: hahahaha
trip0soul: we need to watch it when i'm in nyc
UnityPennywise17: haha
UnityPennywise17: I almost bought something else
UnityPennywise17: called "Candy Co-eds"
trip0soul: and whats that?
UnityPennywise17: they all had lollipops
trip0soul: hahaha
trip0soul: i'm going to post this on pahardcore dude
trip0soul: seriously
UnityPennywise17: hahaha
UnityPennywise17: nooooo
trip0soul: yup
UnityPennywise17: I'll post that you get lost looking for your nearest porn store
trip0soul: hahaha
brian.
5/23/2005 11:40:00 PM
HAHAHAHHA
UnityMike
5/23/2005 11:45:00 PM
It was a twenty year old Peugeot, too. damn French!
Cory Monster
5/23/2005 11:48:00 PM
oh shit. . . . . . .
I put on this really really old video tape my dad found, and there was an ad for a Peugoet car on it. . . .and then. . .MIAMI VICE!
HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(are you still in NYC?)
Eric Paradox
5/23/2005 11:51:00 PM
When you go to Montreal from St Albans VT the first major building you see is this big club called EROTICA, it's all French like everything else in Quebec.
Cory Monster
5/23/2005 11:52:00 PM
. . .does it have an arcade in the front?
everytime I used to go to Montreal, I used to go to the arcades that had the peep shows downstairs
UnityMike
5/23/2005 11:53:00 PM
Originally posted by:Cory Monster

oh shit. . . . . . .
I put on this really really old video tape my dad found, and there was an ad for a Peugoet car on it. . . .and then. . .MIAMI VICE!
HAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(are you still in NYC?)


Haha, nah I'm back home in CT.
Eric Paradox
5/23/2005 11:54:00 PM
Nope, just this giant neon sign that says EROTICA, hahaha. I'll take a picture when I'm up there in a couple weeks.
brian.
5/23/2005 11:56:00 PM
mike, go back to NYC in like 6 weeks or something. ill be on a business trip out there
Eric Paradox
5/23/2005 11:59:00 PM
haha, I just imagined some dude in a Merauder shirt carrying a suitcase in Times Square.
UnityMike
5/24/2005 12:01:00 AM
Originally posted by:brian.

mike, go back to NYC in like 6 weeks or something. ill be on a business trip out there

you're going in july or august?
UnityMike
5/24/2005 12:02:00 AM
Originally posted by:Eric Paradox

haha, I just imagined some dude in a Merauder shirt carrying a suitcase in Times Square.


With a Cubs hat!