...aaaaand THIS is Attila:
I just wanted you to be aware of the caliber of band you were reading about... because these two groups of angst-ridden cornballs have independently released two of the dumbest merch designs I have ever seen. Basically, these shirts are the equivalent of walking into Hot Topic with your balls out because your flat brim clad, malnourished 14 year old best friend (who steals Newports and Percocet from his step-dad) dared you to.
If I saw you wearing either of these shirts, I would assume the following:
- your parents are ashamed of you
- you read at a sub-5th grade level
- your diet consists almost entirely of food that can be purchased at 7-Eleven
- your primary mode of transportation is a dirtbike
- you've never owned a toothbrush
...but which one of these shirts is worse? Let us know in the comments section.
Also... the singer of Emmure got electrocuted once... lol.
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