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The Chariot - Everything Is Alive, everything is breathing, nothing is dead and nothing is bleeding

cbrickhouse (1723 reviews)

Posted: 11/20/2004 | Comments: 254 | Rate:

Someone please stop this terrible band from making any more music. I felt the veins behind my eyes bulge as the tracks played, making it feel as if my brain was going to explode and shoot noodles all over my basement. I really don't know what sound they're they're going for, but the sound they found is "brain tumor", as in thats what I ended up with after listening to this.

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idsellyouforcrack

January 11 2005 12:27 PM

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I have no legs!

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seriously by no means am i trying to say this band is better than any bands you like.I didn't say it was "too fast and brutal" for you at all. I said that it was a raw and brutal cd; and it is more raw and brutal than a lot of stuff out there. If you guys think they suck, thats great. But you morons have said the same thing like 50 times and its getting old. You can at least respect the fact that there are a lot of people out there that like this kind of stuff. It is different than a lot of stuff out there, and if you think its for the worse, I don't really care. I personally find the music to have a lot of power and I think there is a lot of neat rhythmic stuff going on in this cd.

I really like the noise they use as an instrument, and I like the lyrics whether or not you guys think they're just a "random stream of words." Music is all personal preference and everyone likes something different. People like Brian with the whoping 30,500 posts just have nothing better to do than go to message boards and repeatedly say that something sucks. How about first you realize how pitiful your life is and how much you suck before trying to tell me that bands I enjoy suck.

Matt Reslove

January 11 2005 12:36 PM

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www.neohhc.com

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Originally posted by:idsellyouforcrack

seriously by no means am i trying to say this band is better than any bands you like.I didn't say it was "too fast and brutal" for you at all. I said that it was a raw and brutal cd; and it is more raw and brutal than a lot of stuff out there. If you guys think they suck, thats great. But you morons have said the same thing like 50 times and its getting old. You can at least respect the fact that there are a lot of people out there that like this kind of stuff. It is different than a lot of stuff out there, and if you think its for the worse, I don't really care. I personally find the music to have a lot of power and I think there is a lot of neat rhythmic stuff going on in this cd.
I really like the noise they use as an instrument, and I like the lyrics whether or not you guys think they're just a "random stream of words." Music is all personal preference and everyone likes something different. People like Brian with the whoping 30,500 posts just have nothing better to do than go to message boards and repeatedly say that something sucks. How about first you realize how pitiful your life is and how much you suck before trying to tell me that bands I enjoy suck.

Ok fuck head incase you haven't noticed you cannot argue this you will not win EVER. So suck it up and let it go.

2nd this is Chris's site he can write reviews however he wants to. Its his opinion, you want to write music reviews go start your own web page where you talk about shitty music and how tight your girl pants are ok. We don't give two fucks what you have to say

and 3rd The Chariot, Norma Jean and or any incarnation of those two bands suck. End of story Its not "heavy" or "artistic" in any manor. Its music made by guys who obviously care more about how thier hair looks then how that guitars on thier record sound.

Stop replying to this thread we don't give a fuck

cbrickhouse

January 11 2005 5:41 PM

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vanilla gorilla

187,270 Posts

33/M/PA

Originally posted by:idsellyouforcrack

seriously by no means am i trying to say this band is better than any bands you like.I didn't say it was "too fast and brutal" for you at all. I said that it was a raw and brutal cd; and it is more raw and brutal than a lot of stuff out there. If you guys think they suck, thats great. But you morons have said the same thing like 50 times and its getting old. You can at least respect the fact that there are a lot of people out there that like this kind of stuff. It is different than a lot of stuff out there, and if you think its for the worse, I don't really care. I personally find the music to have a lot of power and I think there is a lot of neat rhythmic stuff going on in this cd.
I really like the noise they use as an instrument, and I like the lyrics whether or not you guys think they're just a "random stream of words." Music is all personal preference and everyone likes something different. People like Brian with the whoping 30,500 posts just have nothing better to do than go to message boards and repeatedly say that something sucks. How about first you realize how pitiful your life is and how much you suck before trying to tell me that bands I enjoy suck.

did anyone else read this? i sure didn't.

brian.

January 11 2005 5:55 PM

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smackin bass

127,236 Posts

28/M/IL

i saw who posted it, the name of this thread, and realized that it has to be absolute bullshit.

idsellyouforcrack

January 12 2005 12:02 AM

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I have no legs!

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Ok fuck head incase you haven't noticed im not trying to win anything I'm just giving a second opinion.

Your right, if chris wants to write shitty reviews its his site so who cares. I have better things to do than make a website and write reviews so cumstains like you can beat off to it.

I am done wasting my time on this shithole site; sorry I interrupted your circle jerk. Excuse me while I go iron my girls jeans and listen to my norma jean cd bye bye.

CubsFan00021

January 25 2005 12:14 AM

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I''''

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I actually liked this album quite a bit, but then again I like Norma Jean as well which is basically hated by most. But thats cool with me, I respect what you all listen to and I'm not gonna bash you guys because honestly, you probably would hate most of the music I listen to. Well, thats my rant because I also found the review on the Chariot quite funny. To many people on this site take way to much offense to reviews especially the Chariot fanboys like myself but I'm gonna go ahead and end this pointless rant.

brian.

January 25 2005 12:15 AM

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smackin bass

127,236 Posts

28/M/IL

the cubs are the best team ever, but the chariot is fucking so bad its unbelievable

savedbygrace

January 25 2005 12:22 AM

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Floating Boy Media

5,281 Posts

37/M/PA

i just dont like their singer, he is a jerkoff

Metal til Im sixty

February 7 2005 10:47 PM

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listen to neurosis

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27/M/VA

Originally posted by:xOrangex

Ok, Everybody who doesnt like the Chariot should go jump off a f*ckn cliff or building cuz you guys do not know hardcore for shit. They might have feedback in shit becuz they recorded all their songs in like a week without the use of computers and without editing. All the songs are real, and authentic unlike the rest of the crap you guys listen to like gay Dashboard Confessionals or sumthin else thats lame. So yea, F*** you all.

Peace Nigs <3

ummmmmm............................ fuck you for being as ignorant as you are, and as far as "real and authentic" goes, the chariot are as far from that as possible. Take your shitty opinion away from this website, and you really really look like a girl, honestly, i thought you were a girl.

Chum Duvall

February 7 2005 11:03 PM

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Duke Earl

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28/M/NA

AHAHAHAHA.

Metal til Im sixty

February 7 2005 11:07 PM

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listen to neurosis

10,733 Posts

27/M/VA

seriously, guy looks like a 15 year old girl.

Liam ODonnell M.Div.

February 7 2005 11:08 PM

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embarrassed for y

20,660 Posts

33/M/PA

why are people still posting in this thread? what is wrong with all of you. give up now

Mike.

February 7 2005 11:14 PM

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sill here

13,446 Posts

27/M/PA

i was wondering the same thing.

i realize i'm not helping either, but quit bumping this. let them whine about how they think this is a good band. deep down they know they suck, just like everything this band does.

DennisQ

February 8 2005 12:54 AM

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who-bah-stank

24,538 Posts

27/M/NY

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