i worked double headers saturday and sunday that both had the same team. their shortstop's last name is carpenter but everyone calls him carp.
on saturday he dove into second base but kind of flopped because it was a bit soft there from pre-game watering. it was jokes about looking like a fish out of water for like 10 minutes.
My only theme is things that are stupid. My next ideas are a pink elephant. A pretzel with 'these pretzels are making me thirsty.' A scallop shell. A pig. A rooster. A ship. A straight razor with occam on it. An everton crest. A guinness tortoise. Millions of other things.