Ah, I almost wish I could come.
One of the VPs bought us all breakfast this morning. Now there is a going away party for some chick down in a conference room (free sandwiches and cake), then from 5-7 there is a happy hour with appetites that one of our customers has set up for our entire office. THEN I'm going to the launch party for a website that I'm very excited about. I'm getting fat all day for free (well, the launch party is just good specials).