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September 9 2018 5:12 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson are having a jerk off contest to pictures of Kathy Bates. They had to cut that session short because all these florists were dying, and plants were growing around Gotham City. It was discovered that its the work of Poison Ivy. Her plan is to turn all of Gotham into a new Rain Forest. But what Poison Ivy realizes that her attraction to Batman is soo powerful. They both plan a fuckdate together, and on that day, he went shopping in Home Depot and bought plant killer poison which he sprayed on his dick, for when he rammed her tight pussy, she'd die off like the plants. Batman filmed the whole thing to teach Robin about the birds and the bees. If he didn't fuck her to death, she'd do a huge queef that would turn everyone into smurfs.

the casting is the same as the other stories I've told:

Batman/Bruce Wayne: Jason Alexander
Robin/Dick Grayson: Jamie Kennedy
Alfred: John Witherspoon

but here

Poison Ivy: Kathy Najimy
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September 9 2018 5:24 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
So you want me to kick your ass


Fine.


Sounds like fun












:)
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September 9 2018 6:16 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Snorkels not Smurfs
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March 14 2019 12:29 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
This would've been the best Batman movie ever made more worth than the whole species existstants.
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We can still save the rain forest
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Can we wear crystal peckers to the Movie Premiere

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yep
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Cool
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March 14 2019 11:24 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Uh, yeah, yo, yo
Some got hopes and dreams, we got, ways and means
The supreme dream team, always up with the schemes
From hubcaps to sellin raps, name your theme
My rise to the top, floatin on this cream
Who the hell want to stop me, I hated those who doubt me

A million refugees with unlimited warranties
Black Caesar, dating top divas
Diplomatic immunity, no time for a visa
And just because, I'ma shoot them one by one
Got five sides to me, somethin like a Pentagon
Strike with the forces of King Solomon
Lettin bygone be bygone, and so on, and so on
I'ma teach this cat, how to live in the ghetto
Keepin it retro-spective from the get go
Law low, let my mind shine like a halo
P P Politic with ghetto senators on the d-low
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You're A Ghetto SupaStar that is what you are
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And an old dirty bastard
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