last time in laguardia i hand my boarding pass to a nice woman and she scans it, checks my passport, then says go ahead. like 11 feet later the lizard king has the same setup going and i just blew by him because what the fuck, no. he yelled for me to come back and i was like, this woman i’m almost able to reach out and touch right now just scanned me in, and there’s one line, clearly roped off, and nowhere else to enter from, soooo what is going on here?
not even a priest would touch this guys dick, so whatever, make up your own rules at the airport. fine.