One time I was walking home from school and I saw this woman and man fighting inside their car. She was screaming and he started beating the shit out of her. She looked me right in the eye and screamed "help me! he's going to fucking kill me." I just ran away.
this isnt the shittiest thing but i feel the need to update you people somewhere: this jackass on my block has been parked half a car length in front of the no parking sign for almost 4 weeks now. since hes parked half a spot in front of the sign, no one can park behind him, so in essence he is taking up two spots. i called the city twice to have the car towed for abandonment (can't stay parked for more than 8 days) and the people took the ticket off of it and wiped off the towing notice that was written on the window. i'm going to call again in a few days, then im taking a dump on the hood or the roof, then escalating from there.
also i backed into his car going like 15 in reverse
since chicago tow truck drivers are pretty crooked, i might just tip them off that it's a car that won't be missed, make a couple bucks off of it, then they steal it, strip it, and scrap it. im pretty sure it wouldnt be hard to make that happen.
it's in a perfect parking spot for that to happen, too. right on the end of the block on a one way street. they can just back in, hook it up, turn right, and they're off.
I dumped my gf in high school and took another chick to senior prom. Then, the year after I graduated, I was my gf's date to her senior prom after we got back together. This is probably the best thread ever.
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