since chicago tow truck drivers are pretty crooked, i might just tip them off that it's a car that won't be missed, make a couple bucks off of it, then they steal it, strip it, and scrap it. im pretty sure it wouldnt be hard to make that happen.
it's in a perfect parking spot for that to happen, too. right on the end of the block on a one way street. they can just back in, hook it up, turn right, and they're off.