WHY would you sign up for this piece of shit. You really think two guys in their mid 20s are gonna try to kill each other over fucking Reese Witherspoon? What a shite premise for a movie. I've had to watch this god-awful trailer like 3x now at the movies, so glad the reviews are in the terlet for it, at least. I feel bad for every motherfucker who's chick drags him to this crapfest. Booo.








http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/this_means_war/ 25%






*And while we're at it; this is for the single fellas: I've been dating a lot of chicks the last 4-5 months, and gone to the movies a lot. How disappointing is it when you're watching the god-awful trailers, and the chick you're with is completely laughing at the nauseating garbage on the screen. Then it ends, and you feel like you've just witnessed a child's murder, and she squeals "Oh, I wanna see that!" It's like "Welp, THIS date is 50% over already...."

Reese Witherspoon

Reese Withoutherspoon

cum husjk

Paycheck

a hundred weiners

Originally posted by: Uncle Paul

in a better world, this would be a chick-friendly gangbang porno.

While I'm sure this movie sucks, you can do far worse than Reese Witherspoon as far as actresses go.

Just sayin.

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Originally posted by: Kung Fu Treachery

While I'm sure this movie sucks, you can do far worse than Reese Witherspoon as far as actresses go.

Just sayin.

Of course, she can ACT. But if you're gonna make a movie so stupid anyway, at least make it fuckin believeable that the chick would be so hot they'd kill each other over her.

Grab some super hot pin up model bitch. Make em fighting over Lisa Ann, the porn star. Now that, I would buy.

Reese is cute and always has been.

This movie looks lame and I think someone put it in the "worst movies of 2012" list already.

i would fuck reeses brains in

Also, hundreds of actors do movies they know are shitty just to have something to do. And as someone else said, paycheck.

The other man who isn't Tom hardy has such a weird huge lightbulb shaped head

Chris Pine, he played Kirk in the new Star Trek. He was pretty good in that. They have decent actors for this, but it still looks pretty lame.

is this the wrestler guy?

Originally posted by: Uncle Paul

Originally posted by: Kung Fu Treachery

While I'm sure this movie sucks, you can do far worse than Reese Witherspoon as far as actresses go.

Just sayin.

Of course, she can ACT. But if you're gonna make a movie so stupid anyway, at least make it fuckin believeable that the chick would be so hot they'd kill each other over her.

Grab some super hot pin up model bitch. Make em fighting over Lisa Ann, the porn star. Now that, I would buy.

Fair enough. But then, with a few exceptions, I don't like Rom-coms anyway. I don't think even adding a spy element and putting say Salma Hayek as the love intrest would've saved this film.

It's still probably better than the new Ghost Rider though.