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May 24 2011 7:15 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
But it totally kicks ass aside from the NAZI involvement:



A new report reveals that Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell during World War II in an attempt to build an army of 'fearsome' speaking dogs, according to the Daily Telegraph.

Adolf Hitler created a special dog school in the 1930s to teach the canines to talk, and apparently it worked, according to the report.

One dog allegedly uttered the words "Mein Fuhrer" when asked who Hitler was and another "spoke" by tapping the letters of the alphabet with its paws.

The "Wooffan SS" experiment was uncovered by Dr. Jan Bondeson, a senior lecturer at Cardiff University.

"There were some very strange experiments going on in wartime Germany with regard to the dog-human communication," Bondeson told the Daily Telegraph.

"Hitler was himself interested in the prospect of using educated dogs in the war effort, and he advised representatives of the German army to study their usefulness in the field," he continued.

According to the report, one of the dogs speculated about religion, learned foreign languages and wrote poetry.

The dog school was based in Leutenburg and was led by headmistress Margarethe Schmitt. The school continued throughout World War II.



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May 24 2011 7:18 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
i hope it's true. the fact that it is sourced solely to a british tabloid makes me question it massively though.
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May 24 2011 7:31 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Sharplimbed

i hope it's true. the fact that it is sourced solely to a british tabloid makes me question it massively though.



It's also noteworthy that I found the article on FoxNews

Nevertheless, if it's true then that fucking RULES
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LEATHERFACE
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May 24 2011 7:43 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: crunkmoose






I didn't know ACSkin could draw, but he's the only person I'm aware of who would put that amount of effort into that kind of drawing. The Nazi dogs demotivational pics are sad, but strangely funny.
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50 years from now there will be patents on the DNA of law-enforcement animals. Callin that shit now. They will make flies nosy little fucks who are attracted to criminal words and augment house-pet breeds to serve the system. You faggots will tell your grandkids that only terrorists buy old breeds of pets.
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Originally posted by: Man is Truth

50 years from now there will be patents on the DNA of law-enforcement animals. Callin that shit now. They will make flies nosy little fucks who are attracted to criminal words and augment house-pet breeds to serve the system. You faggots will tell your grandkids that only terrorists buy old breeds of pets.



Yes, because everyone but you is so utterly accepting of things like that.

Remind me, what have you done lately to actually make any real impact on the advance of the police state? Whined about a van you saw and your theories about it? Or perhaps it was quitting your job without a new job to go to in one of the worst job markets in recent history?

You think you get a lot of laughs around here? Son, you are laughed at for your pathetic machismo and nutjob rantings more than anyone but perhaps dwarn.
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May 24 2011 9:23 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Sharplimbed

i hope it's true. the fact that it is sourced solely to a british tabloid makes me question it massively though.



Originally posted by: LEATHERFACE

But it totally kicks ass aside from the NAZI involvement:



A new report reveals that Nazis tried to train dogs to talk, read and spell during World War II in an attempt to build an army of 'fearsome' speaking dogs, according to the Daily Telegraph.

Adolf Hitler created a special dog school in the 1930s to teach the canines to talk, and apparently it worked, according to the report.

One dog allegedly uttered the words "Mein Fuhrer" when asked who Hitler was and another "spoke" by tapping the letters of the alphabet with its paws.

The "Wooffan SS" experiment was uncovered by Dr. Jan Bondeson, a senior lecturer at Cardiff University.

"There were some very strange experiments going on in wartime Germany with regard to the dog-human communication," Bondeson told the Daily Telegraph.

"Hitler was himself interested in the prospect of using educated dogs in the war effort, and he advised representatives of the German army to study their usefulness in the field," he continued.

According to the report, one of the dogs speculated about religion, learned foreign languages and wrote poetry.

The dog school was based in Leutenburg and was led by headmistress Margarethe Schmitt. The school continued throughout World War II.
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i love dogs but this article sounds like it's from the onion. lol
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May 24 2011 9:29 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I wish they had actually made that robot nazi dog
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May 24 2011 10:31 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
the second to last paragraph is bogus
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May 24 2011 10:38 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
i'd like to read some hebrew nazi dog poems.
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May 25 2011 1:26 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: jon.

i'd like to eat some hebrew national hot dog poems.

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May 25 2011 1:49 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
fuck Germany .



and this is awesome

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May 25 2011 1:51 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
It looks like the Soviets were trying to turn Lassie into a communist war machine. Also I really doubt this, I don't even think dogs have the right vocal shit to even speak. I could be wrong though.
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May 25 2011 6:18 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: crunkmoose

Originally posted by: jon.

i'd like to eat some hebrew national hot dog poems.


















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