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Steven Greathouse.

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November 28 2009 12:04 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Post stories of bull shit that you dealt with in past relationships.These kinds of things are always fun to look back and laugh at your self for it.


-Girl dumped me because she thought I was cheating on her (later admitted that she knew I wasn't). Then went on to tell me later down the line about how much she missed me and how much she screwed up. So she said she wanted to get back together. Then she called me one night and said she really needed to see me before she went on vacation. I was in good shape cause it was high school so I ran over to her place that night. She went on to tell me about how she was with another guy that night no more than two hours before I got there, but it was ok cause she loved me. She also told me that when she broke up with me before she had cheated on me the night before.

-Chick lied to me about going to some party in the woods after I told her I knew what was up. More or less she said she was going camping and I said something along the lines of her partying in the woods. She had always said she hated camping and never wanted to go with me and my friends. I assured her I didn't care what she did so long as she was honest with me about it. I guess she thought cause I didn't drink I would hate her if she did. None the less she went to this party, got drunk, almost fell over and a girl caught her so she didn't fall, and get was a friend of mine. The next day said girl called me and was like "oh saw you girl friend last night at this party." So when I confronted her about her lying to me she for the longest time insisted that the other girl was just lying to me and was out to get her cause she wanted me.

-Girl tells me she doesn't want to be with me anymore and she hates me and all that jawn. I still liked her so I kept at her for like 2 weeks. I then said fuck it and tried to move on. She found out I was talking with this other girl and for what ever reason started telling this girl I was her boy friend and she better back off. There for killing the chance I had with this girl cause she didn't want to deal with a crazy ex.
Dave B.
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November 28 2009 1:01 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
same shit has happened to me in the past. all girls are liars. I dated this one chick for 3 years, and over the course of 3 years we split up a bunch of times whatever for various bullshit reasons, but like every couple of months she calls/texts me saying she's sorry and she misses me and wants to get back together blah blah blah, eventhough I've moved on and am with someone else she's still swingin from my beanbag.
Steven Greathouse.
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November 28 2009 2:07 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Dave B.

swingin from my beanbag.

Brian FELLOW
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November 28 2009 2:14 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
those are some tame ass stories man
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November 28 2009 2:31 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i've dealt with some bullshit, also dealt some out myself
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November 28 2009 7:48 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
The only real drama stories i have are from my ex i dated from the tail end of junior of high school until just about the end of the first year of college.

-In the last year we were together she cheated on me 8 times with 7 different people. That's atleast who all I know about. She used the excuse that we weren't technically boyfriend/girlfriend because about a week after our first anniversary we broke up one night and the next morning i was down at her house helping her because she was sick, we also made out for awhile too. So to me we were back together, she pretty much used the excuse because i never went "will you be my girlfriend again?" we really weren't exclusive anymore. She is a devote Catholic so the hypocrisy shouldn't have been a surprise to me.

The only other stories i really have are dumb ones from when i was in middle school and 9th grade.

-This girl Bridget dumped me because when she was playing a game of truth or dare, she was dared to break up with me. She went through with it. Funny thing was this was in 7th grade and near the conclusion of my Senior year, she apologized for it.

-In 9th grade, this girl Lindsey i dated stood me up because she didn't like the movie we decided to go see that night for a date (Starship Troopers). She also stood my friend Matt up, well technically, because she was suppose to be bringing some girl as a blind date for him. They both decided that going out drinking at Naylor's Run with some Upper Darby trash was a better idea. We ended up seeing Mr. Bean because we didn't want to go home in defeat and that was the only movie playing at the time. We missed our actual movie.


The 2nd two are more funny than fucked up.

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November 28 2009 8:02 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Just because you dated some real winners doesn't mean that all girls are liars.
Originally posted by:Dave B.

same shit has happened to me in the past. all girls are liars. I dated this one chick for 3 years, and over the course of 3 years we split up a bunch of times whatever for various bullshit reasons, but like every couple of months she calls/texts me saying she's sorry and she misses me and wants to get back together blah blah blah, eventhough I've moved on and am with someone else she's still swingin from my beanbag.

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November 28 2009 8:07 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I dated this guy, in 10th grade, who was a fucking dork with no backbone. So, I broke up with him. For 3 years, he'd gets these girlfriends and try to throw them in my face like I gave a shit. I worked in the mall food court so he'd sit at a table and wait until I'd get on the register to come up and order. I don't even think his chick wanted Basset's Turkey. It was funny/pathetic.
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November 28 2009 1:26 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
bitches is bitches and i ain't a bitch.
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November 28 2009 1:41 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
no sympathy for any of you.
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November 28 2009 5:01 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: slutpunch

i've dealt with some bullshit, also dealt some out myself

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November 28 2009 5:30 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
relationships are futile
Steven Greathouse.
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November 28 2009 11:09 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
One of my best friends had just died in a car wreck. I was turning 18 and was going to call off my party but all of my friends said it'd be a good way to get everyone together and bring each others spirits up. Since it was still my birthday party I really wanted my girl friend to be there and be part of it. She didn't have a car at the time so me and two friends picked her up. We got to my house after a handful of people had gotten there because she had taken so long getting around. Once she was there for maybe an hour she started acting really shitty towards me. She then went on to go off at me because I wasn't spending anytime with her. She ended up getting on my computer and having two dudes come pick her up. After she left I still had a good time and saw friends that I hadn't gotten to in a while at that point. Girl ended up being out with these dudes till like 2 a.m then came back to my place. I still had a few people over just hanging out listening to music and playing pool. So she just stormed back the hall to my room. I went back to more or less see what the deal was and at that point she flipped out yelling about how I blew her off all week(once again one of my closest friends had just died and I had a viewing, a funeral, and friends/family shit to take care of) and that I still was. Making me feel like my birthday was about her and that what she did wasn't wrong on any grounds ever. I went on to tell her I wasn't wasting what was left of my night fighting with her and went back out to the living room. She went on to wreck my entire room damaging books, cds, clothing, and a posted I believe. when she was done and everyone had crashed it was about 4 a.m. I went to bed just to be told to get out of my own room. I slept on the floor and got up four hours later to go to work the next day. She never ever said sorry for any of the things she did that night instead she always stuck to the code that I was an ass hole and or a piece of shit and had no right on any level to be upset at all.
Steven Greathouse.
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November 28 2009 11:16 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Got a parasite in my eye some how that was slowly making me go blind. The pain gave me splitting head aches and made me feel like my brains were rotting out of my skull. Girl friend at the time came over the night before my specialist opponent and got mad at me for nit wanting to have sex.
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November 28 2009 11:40 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
one time i had a girlfriend but i cut her head off and took a bath in her blood
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November 29 2009 1:49 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
i was dating this girl ashley for two years. our second christmas together, i bought her a new digital camera. she was really into her art classes and shit like that and insisted on needing to take artsy fartsy photos. so i went ahead and got it for her. she was stoked on her present, thanks me a billion times. about a month later i was at her house using her printer to print photos for the insurance company from a car accident i had. i had emailed the pics to her and she saved them on her computer. so she sends me a text with the ok to go on her machine while she's still at class to print the photos and she saved them into this folder that was just a buncha random letters and numbers. (which was bizarre because this girl was VERY meticulous and organized with all her computer stuff, so it seemed a little outta place, like she was trying to hide something). the photos i needed were at the very top, but outta morbid curiosity i scroll to the bottom to find all these self-shot naked pics of her. usually not an issue; however, i'd NEVER seen these photos before. farther down the page, were these pictures of this dude's sick-ass curvy (banana) penis. so i put two and two together and realized she had been exchanging nude photos with some random guy she met online with the camera I BOUGHT HER. i printed the photos i needed, then i printed all the pictures of this dude's diseased looking cock and scotch taped them all over her living room for her to find when she (or her parents) came home. FUCK HER.

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