"if you're winning games, you're winning games."

there isn't a word in the dictionary to describe this dude's stupidity.

"well, he's a good hitter, cause thats what good hitters do"

when he gets two strikes on him, he'll probably try to strike the batter out

"There's a big difference between pitching just well enough to win and pitching just bad enough to lose."

there should be site devoted to how stupid he is.... who knows, maybe he is doing the shit on purpose cause he thinks madden had the market cornered on being retarded and he made the hof as an announcer

although the site is pretty much dead now, its called http://www.firejoemorgan.com/

"You can't win in the postseason unless you can manufacture runs."

haha great thread.

Joe Morgan is like the Madden of Baseball. But Joe Morgan isnt as bad as Tim McCarver

him and the other dude that do sunday night baseball need to get eaten by werewolves or some shit

Originally posted by: existential antelope

"There's a big difference between pitching just well enough to win and pitching just bad enough to lose."

this one is a+

LMFAO

click here for link



Kids, this is your brain:



This is your brain on drugs:

^the rest of that article is great

sunday night baseball without him tonight
so much better

Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

him and the other dude that do sunday night baseball need to get eaten by werewolves or some shit

i think jon miller is great when he's not over-pronouncing hispanic surnames

also does anyone remember when ol' joe morgan and that dickbag bob costas did the playoffs/WS for nbc? oh those were lovely times

in a game between, say, the mets and the diamondbacks -
costas: mickey mantle, mickey mantle. mickey mantle mickey mantle mickey mantle. yankees.
joe: mickey mantle didnt play for the reds, whom i played for. he played for the yankees. dave concepcion. he also played for the reds. big machine. reds. cum husk.

ad nauseam