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December 1 2008 1:27 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
is the funniest god damn thing in the history of the universe. my cousin's co-worker bought him a buncha gag gifts for his recent birthday and now he has a drawer full of midget and clown porn. this weekend we had the audacity to sit there and watch it and we laughed our asses off all day saturday and sunday. this one this dude gets set up in his hotel room, obviously supposed to be on a business trip and when he opens his suitcase this naked little broad pops out and they just start going at it. fucking quality.
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December 1 2008 1:37 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
uhhh
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December 1 2008 6:17 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: asking_for_it

this weekend we had the audacity to sit there and watch it and we laughed our asses off all day saturday and sunday.



YOU DEVIANT, YOU.

I wonder what other sick shit you're into after hearing that you can just throw all cares/responsibilities away and have the rebellious audacity to watch midget/clown porn all weekend. You might just be too far gone for me, it sounds like this fetish of yours is out of control.
Bonsai
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December 3 2008 1:32 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I saw my first midget porn video at the age of 14, and watched it with my best friend, my brother, and my mom. My mom was amazed at the size of the midget's dick, and my brother ultimately popped a boner and got embarrassed, then immediately proceeded to remove the tape from the VCR and smash it with a baseball ball.

Pointless, but epic lols at the time.
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December 3 2008 1:33 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
why the fuck were you watching porn with your family
LastOnePicked
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December 3 2008 1:56 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:Bonsai

I saw my first midget porn video at the age of 14, and watched it with my best friend, my brother, and my mom. My mom was amazed at the size of the midget's dick, and my brother ultimately popped a boner and got embarrassed, then immediately proceeded to remove the tape from the VCR and smash it with a baseball ball.

Pointless, but epic lols at the time.


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cbrickhouse
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December 3 2008 1:56 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: LastOnePicked

Originally posted by:Bonsai

I saw my first midget porn video at the age of 14, and watched it with my best friend, my brother, and my mom. My mom was amazed at the size of the midget's dick, and my brother ultimately popped a boner and got embarrassed, then immediately proceeded to remove the tape from the VCR and smash it with a baseball ball.

Pointless, but epic lols at the time.


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Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

why the fuck were you watching porn with your family



Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

why the fuck were you watching porn with your family



Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

why the fuck were you watching porn with your family

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December 3 2008 2:01 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
My brother had found the video in his dad's shit and told called everyone in to watch it. It was a "haha, make fun of the ridiculous midgets" thing, until he flipped out and killed the video.
cbrickhouse
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December 3 2008 2:24 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
the day i watch porn with my family is the day i blow my brains out
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WTF IS THIS THREAD
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December 4 2008 7:47 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
BRIDGET THE MIDGET!!!!!!!!!!!
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December 11 2008 4:22 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

the day i watch porn with my family is the day i blow my brains out

XWHISKEYX
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December 12 2008 9:00 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
when I was in arkansas I decided to go to a local strip club after work as I was told there was a midget that danced there. I absolutley had to see it so I went and the place was almost empty with the exception of like 3 dude customers. They were all fucking hicks (one actually had on hip waders) but the girls were fucking slamming hot. I sat at a table and 2 dancers came over and sat down and had a drink with me (no I wasnt giving them any money I think it was because I was the only normal human in the place) and then the midget came out and ended up coming over. looks wise she reminded me of a little version of belladonna with the short hair and tattoos. I was completely intrigued with her and spoke with her for a while until it was her turn to dance. when she was dancing it looked like she was a little bothered but she did her thing and it was entertaining. I felt bad for her because the other guys who were cheering for the other girls wer all but ignoring the midget so I threw a few singles her way and there was no way I was leaving without getting a lapdance from her. I had a solid buzz as I had started the night with a few glasses of vodka in my hotel room and then followed it up with a blunt on the way to the club so I actually had a blast that night.
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December 23 2008 8:41 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Midgets are just like humans, only smaller.
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