-every night. or, almost every night. i don't ever sleep very well, and almost every time i wake up i catch him tooting away.
- on a few occasions, the sheer volume and putrid smell have woken me up completely. On one of those occasions, I woke him up and asked him if he could please letting toxic fumes out. He half woke up, looked at me, and said, "Oh be quiet, YOU LIKE IT," and immediately fell back asleep to resume the gaseous warfare. He also pinned me against the wall in a way that there was no getting out. It was a nightmare, haha.
i've been told that every once in a while, i let one go in my sleep. he acts like it's the most ridiculous thing that's ever happened, but he totally secretly loves it.