.....because all the ones I've met are. This girl in my building stopped me on the way up to my apartment about a half an hour ago in some kind of hippy moo-moo, no bra, no shoes and chatted me up during which she told me she had just gotten this book about anais nin [the proto-erotic writer] and told me that i should come check out. i'll probably go over there in a bit and fuck her like a dog until i'm bored, but I'll definitely wear the teflon condoms on that jungle expedition.
so seriously, are all hippy girls sluts? i hope so. california, here i come.