I thought she was perfect, but I found out about this little fault of hers. Thank God I found out before I married her.

I went over her house last night. She just bought a new DVD and wanted to watch it with me. The DVD, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky. Yep, told ya she's awesome. I got there about 6PM or so, not too late. The plan was to watch the movie and then sex around.

So we popped the DVD in and sat back and watched it. Throughout the whole movie she kept trying to make-out with me, but I kept pushing her away. I'll cuddle, I told her, but I want to be able to see this movie. "Fine," she said and sat there for the rest of the movie with her arms crossed. It must have been uncomfortable, but whatever, her arms, right?

So the credits started to roll and she jumped on top of me. She started kissing my neck and my face. She was really getting into it. I slipped her shirt off over her head and started to kiss her chest. She let out a moan and threw her head back.

She slid off of me and kneeled infront of me. Her little fingers reached out and lowered my zipper. She stuck her hand in and grabbed my cock. She pulled it out and started to lick it up and down. I was watching the tv while she did this and I found out that the Film Editing was done by Yiu Chung Cheng and Chuen Dak Geung. You learn something every day.

I got done reading the credits and she was working it real good now. I tried to think of bent back toe nails to delay the orgasm but it wasn't working. I started to cum in her mouth. After I was done cumming, she got up and went to the sink. Hey, don't spit that out, I told her. She looked at me like she could kill. Spit it in a cup or something, don't waste it, I told her. So she did.

I asked her why she didn't want to swallow it. It offended me that she didn't want to. She said she didn't like the taste of it. Aww, poor baby. I don't like working to support her ass, but I do. So I dumped her. Psh, I don't need that.

PETETION
Move this back.

*Signs*

what a fucking homo

this is the worst post i've ever read, and i only got down to this part:

"So the credits started to roll and she jumped on top of me. She started kissing my neck and my face. She was really getting into it. I slipped her shirt off over her head and started to kiss her chest. She let out a moan and threw her head back."

Read the whole thing, rock and paper boy.

Brian, stop mod abusing me. Please.

Originally posted by:randomHIM

I Spit it in a cup or something, don't waste it, I told her. So she did.

so spitting it in a cup isn't wasting it? What exactly were you planning on doing with the cup afterwards?