September 14 2012 8:11 PM
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Originally posted by: InTheButtLikeWhat
just finished watching, took me like 3 months. does anyone in the world think the last episode was good? or even the last season? i'm pretty pissed about that but i did enjoy the other seasons. so many red herrings and nonsensical plot twists that never get explained. why was there a magical cabin in the jungle where jacob supposedly lived? who built that big ass egyptian statue thing on shore? when jack's neck was bleeding in the last episode was that supposed to be some sort of stigmata? cause that's fucking lame.
the thing is, you couldn't tell how lame the last season actually was until the last episode 'explained it'. up until then, they could have been showing a parallel universe that was leaking through or something else sci-fi-ish, which would have been fine.
religion and mythology explained by sci-fi is always kind of cool in a tv show; sci-fi explained by religion, not so much, and that's where they went with it, and that's why it's fatally lame and unwatchable in repeats for me. if they had just ended it sopranos-style with the episode-before-the-last or something, with no explanation, it would have been epic and i'd want to own the box set and rewatch every detail. instead, i feel like they somehow managed to materialize human feces onto the surface of my brain, and just seeing the commercials makes me kind of ill.
i guess all along, i was thinking like this

when i should really have been thinking like this
