I am in need of a cape to match my geiger counter today

Originally posted by: Shostakovich

Originally posted by: Mrs.P

Ugh, last night I had a dream I caught Steve making out with our friend TJ. I was up for a little while after that because I was a little weirded out by it.

I want to take the baby over to the park after work and go for a run in this beautiful weather. Gas is so expensive, though, and that's a 15 minute drive.

We're heading out to see Doomsday get married in a few weeks and I am super stoked. I miss that gimpy crippled. We're checking out the redwoods and heading to the Six Flags out there. Should be a good time!!!!

my fiance had a similar dream, and apparently told me about it while I was half asleep. she later joked around after I woke up and said "why did you cheat on me?!", to which I promptly almost shit myself

Unfortunately I have dreams about him cheating on me frequently. I've learned to blow them off. However, TJ is a dude. This was the first time I've ever dreamt about him cheating on me with a dude.

after a day of kate upton in thigh highs and enough hamburgers to clog a robot heart i would drive in to a chemical tanker filled with AIDS/napalm/barbed wire fence while masturbating my penus with hamburger grease.
the end.

same, motherfuckin same

Marty better win all of those prizes.

There is a badd guy in Africa killing babiez and making ppl sad.
Like dis if u cry evryteim.

do black people talk that way in England?

Originally posted by: deadlift

do black people talk that way in England?

We don't have black people here

i'm moving to England

SAME

snype

Originally posted by: Davey.

Originally posted by: deadlift

do black people talk that way in England?

We don't have black people here

what about the arsenal players?

attn: Paul Brown

Hulk Hogan Sex tape coming soon.

Originally posted by: Dan.

Marty better win all of those prizes.

Marty isn't a sales guy, there's other awesome prizes for his lot. Fight2Win is a sales guy.