My Verizon tech is here, he's cool as hell. Gonna install me a proper jack and check everything he can.
I told him about my friend that works for verizon and how he insisted I have a line conditioning done, he told me that he should come out here and do it then. We had a good laugh at that. Man I want to be a phone tech now lol.
He's gonna look in the basement and get in the cherry picker and check out the lines on the pole as well. He also mentioned he was surprised that I was even getting the speed I have, considering the area I'm in is known for spotty DSL. He hasn't even done anything yet and I'm already feeling better about my internet. The world is a cool place sometimes.