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Maryland Matt
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September 22 2015 9:33 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
WREN
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September 22 2015 9:36 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I like how he tried to wake her up by splashing water on her face just after he ripped part of her intestines out of her elbow deep. Then decided to go smoke a cigarette after that didn't work. Florida, man.
Maryland Matt
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September 22 2015 9:37 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
No wonder their death metal is so awesome. That article is essentially the manifestation of a Cannibal Corpse song.
WREN
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September 22 2015 9:44 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
That's what I was thinking "When Florida Death Metal Becomes Reality" would have been an accurate headline as well.
Maryland Matt
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Dianana
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cbrickhouse
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Maryland Matt
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September 24 2015 11:40 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
I'm going to start a gore grind band called Florida Man.
WREN
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September 24 2015 12:25 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I'll sing.
Maryland Matt
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September 24 2015 8:57 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: WREN

I'll sing.



Deal.
Wiseacre
Time Husk
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Rats in the walls
crush, kill, destr
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Rats in the walls
crush, kill, destr
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December 9 2015 3:29 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
"a Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission trapper was called and an 11-foot alligator was trapped and euthanized"

wtf
Lament Configuration
your mistake
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December 27 2015 7:41 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
planet of the apes
no.
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June 12 2016 11:40 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: Bashar al-Asad

Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

florida man kisses cottonmouth snake



lol

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