Originally posted by: kyle_n

poop salad from the work cafeteria. beers in a couple hours with jess.

Originally posted by: *MissMayI*

-_-

Originally posted by: cbrickhouse

schwenk can help you in your time of nead

Originally posted by: RyanSchwenksville

I am a professional counselor though. I will lower my rate since it's over the internet.

paypal payments to DrFatDaddySchwenk@gmail.com

Originally posted by: kyle_n

i drank paint thinner once. i'm skinny.

Originally posted by: swerve

Originally posted by: kyle_n

i drank paint thinner once. i'm skinny.

when i was 2 or 3, i remember being left alone in a barn where i found a bottle of paint thinner and immediately got it in my dumb baby eyes.

Originally posted by: kyle_n

you are also skinny. i see a trend.

Originally posted by: *MissMayI*

I can't believe I'm contemplating this right now but...are you being serious?.. Does paint thinner make you skinny?

Originally posted by: kyle_n

drinking paint thinner to get skinny is terrible advice. googles it to see if it works.

Originally posted by: *MissMayI*

No, I was being serious. Don't judge me.
I had a Brianna moment.