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July 23 2010 12:49 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I just texted the boy I'm sleeping with and said "your huge schlong beat the shit out of my cervix last night."

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July 23 2010 12:51 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
You don't know what you just did for that kids psyche.

Good girl.
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July 23 2010 12:53 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
no, but really, my cervix feels like it got into a bar fight.
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July 23 2010 12:57 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
it definitely didnt fight an irishman, amirite?

is this thing on?
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July 23 2010 1:00 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
ladies and gentlemen, tommynorcal.
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July 23 2010 1:12 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: mark devito

If I got a text like that I'd be strutting. You lucky devil.



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July 23 2010 1:12 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
hahahahhaha
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July 23 2010 2:48 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: DexterMorgan

Originally posted by: AtWarWithAmeliaLOL

cool story guy/didn't happen

whichever suits you best



yea, cuz im the kind of guy to make this shit up. good try




she doesnt know you.


you could be a terrible person, or a faggot. either way....
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August 21 2010 1:13 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
haha
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August 22 2010 2:57 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: amber ?

I just texted the boy I'm sleeping with and said "your huge schlong beat the shit out of my cervix last night."



Using the words "schlong" and "beat the shit out of" and "cervix" in that message was probably one of the least hot ways you could have possibly told your boyfriend he done fucked you good that night. He probably looked at it and gave himself a forehead slap.

EXCUSE ME BUT YOUR WANGER REALLY CAUSED A PAIN SENSATION IN SOMETHING OR OTHER DOWN THERE BUDDY. Doesn't that turn you on?????
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September 15 2010 12:07 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: DexterMorgan

From the girl I've been dating on and off for like a year.

"You def did work on me yday, my everything feels like we made a 3 day porno"

Hahahahah


was that a friend?
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October 21 2010 12:57 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: DexterMorgan

From the girl I've been dating on and off for like a year.

"You def did work on me yday, my everything feels like we made a 3 day porno"

Hahahahah



laying there and taking it, not grammar, is obviously her strong point. what happened to the "ester"?
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October 22 2010 1:43 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
huh?
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October 22 2010 1:44 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: DexterMorgan

huh?


Originally posted by: VISIONARY

Originally posted by: mark devito

I'd be strutting.




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October 22 2010 8:55 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: DexterMorgan

huh?



she's just jealous you didnt give it to her good
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