You've got to look at the big picture crunk. Fair enough, this alone might seem unlikely, but if you accept everything else dwarn believes, it actually becomes a reasonable assumption to make. And then we find out yes we can is thank you satan backward?
Do you really think this is a coincidence?
The conclusions dwarn makes only seem implausible when you ignore the other, equally implausible conclusions. Even if this [any] piece of evidence doesn't hold up, it doesn't matter because there's a whole museum of "evidence" just like this that he can fall back on.
At least, that's the only way I can picture myself believing in claims so ridiculous.