Originally posted by: TOOTHPAC SHAKUROriginally posted by: Wesley GibsonOriginally posted by: cbrickhouseOriginally posted by: !LuluBone!Originally posted by:DICKLORD BONE
I just slid my fat fucking faggot fingers over my little dick. Yes. WoW rules. I ambled my shameful body to the register and slapped down my 5 copies of the games expansion, Wrath of the Lich King. The stench of hot sulfuric farts and acrid body odor escaped my corpulent flesh accordian sides and wafted over the scared teens face.
I shuddered as my eyes ran over her sweet barely legal body. A quick swig of Mountain Dew later and I regained my composure, no longer captivated by this vile whores sweet pert tits. I could tell by her look she had never met a real gamer. A true gamer. I smirked. My fedora felt heavy upon my brow as she silently judged me. How wet was her cunt at my sight? Was that her heavy female musk I smelled or my own excitement?
We made eye contact, she gagged. My superhuman senses warned me of potential drama, no, she was not a suitable mate, just a vapid cunt. I smiled to myself, those hard bodied sluts would never get a piece of this, a REAL man. After putting my Naruto wallet back into my jorts side pocket I took out my iPhone 3G and called my mom, it was time to go home.