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Mike.
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June 10 2005 12:17 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
why are people still responding to this? i found this funnier than the actual topic.
TakingBackJosie
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June 10 2005 12:27 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Sorry guy. But your a piece of work.
nvrstpfting
ha
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June 10 2005 12:30 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
I was eleven and mama would let me sleep in her bed on Friday and

Saturday nights. We would watch television until we fell asleep. It was a

king size bed but it seemed huge. Daddy had died two years ago and I was

the only child. Mama had let her self go and was becoming enormously

fat. Our sexual encounter happened so innocently. Mama usually wore a

wool nightgown and I wore my pajamas. One night I woke up and I

remember feeling a warm sensation in my body. My penis had come out

of my pajamas and it was touching Mama's hot leg. I remember the good

feeling and I moved closer to Mama's hot leg and pushed my penis into the

fat of her thigh. My body was feeling the entire sensation of my first

orgasm. I didn't eject cum, I suppose because of my young age. I had no

pubic hair and my penis was small. It felt so good and I fell asleep.



In the morning while we were waking up I remembered the hot sensation

and moved over close to Mama's leg. I reached in and pulled my penis out

of my pajamas and nestled it Mama hot leg. The feeling was coming again

and I pushed myself closer and tighter to Mama's leg. Mama was waking

up and said, "Hi honey, are you giving Mama a good morning hug?" She

didn't know what I was doing and I really didn't either. I said, "Yes,

Mama, you feel good." The moment she realized that my body was

touching her leg she pulled her gown down to cover it. She didn't know

my penis was touching her, nor did she know that I was having another

orgasm as she pulled at her gown.



Weeks went by and every Friday and Saturday, I'd enshrine my penis into

her hot leg and rub my penis until I reached orgasm. I remember how

innocent it was to watch Mama dress. And I used to comment on how big

her titties were. She always told me, "Mama's fat and fat people have big

titties." Her nipples were long like straws. She told me that when I was a

baby that I used to suck her nipples and they became longer because I

breast fed so long. She would let me touch them and roll them around.

We'd both laugh as they swayed to a musical rhythm.



One night, Mama didn't have a clean gown to wear to bed and she

complained that she always liked to wear one to stay warm. But, tonight

she was going to sleep in just her panties and bra. I still didn't know what

sex was I only knew that it was going to feel good when I'd grind my penis

into Mama's hot fat leg. I finally learned that humping Mama's leg was

even more exciting. However, one night I was grinding my penis into

Mama's leg and she could feel me squirming into an orgasm. "Oh my god,

stop honey. Do you know what you're doing?" She jumped from the bed

and continued to address me in an aggressive voice, "Look young man I

don't know where you learned how to do that or why you think it's okay to

do, but you won't do that in my bed." "I'm sorry Mama. What did I do

wrong? I was just hugging you because it feels good. I didn't know it was

wrong. Please don't be mad at me Mama. I just wanted to hug you." Still

angered she ordered me to go to my room.



I continued to apologize in my truly innocent predicament and Mama

finally realized that I didn't know what I was doing and that I had been

innocently grinding my penis into her leg. She told me that she needed to

have a talk with me about babies and how they're made. She made me

promise that I'd never touch my penis to her body again.



A couple more weeks went by and I didn't realize that I was getting horny.

I told Mama that I wanted to hug her leg and feel good. She ignored my

requ
Alfred Mchumpinfits
Snake in the Pants
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June 10 2005 1:00 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
baaaahhahahahahahahaha bullshit of the year award...
Eric Paradox
east bay grease
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June 10 2005 1:03 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
holy shit
Eric Paradox
east bay grease
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June 10 2005 1:04 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
best

post

ever
BobSacamano
out of the tombs
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January 21 2009 12:09 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
too much information.
BobSacamano
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January 21 2009 12:09 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
this is old.
cbrickhouse
vanilla gorilla
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January 21 2009 1:12 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by: geez nutz

too much information.



dude, why did you bump this
BobSacamano
out of the tombs
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January 21 2009 2:33 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
i really have no idea. i didn't even realize that i did. i think i was just way too drunk.
BRYANA
BITW
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January 21 2009 2:36 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
He didnt bump it. A fake poster bumped a ton of old threads last night and then somebody deleted them.
cbrickhouse
vanilla gorilla
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January 21 2009 2:37 PM   QuickQuote Quote  
i hate that shit. it was probably veganfistrising or adcacabcacamaco
Holli Hox
fuck
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January 26 2009 12:05 AM   QuickQuote Quote  
Originally posted by:cbrickhouse

anyone that took this post seriously is a buttwaffle.



lol @ buttwaffle.

& at the fact that THIS thread got bumped.
berries
Time Husk
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February 1 2009 10:58 PM   QuickQuote Quote  

wtf.
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